cross_and_bow: (level)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella settles into a new routine.

After school, she hits the library. They have a rather impressive collection of suspiciously elderly and internally consistent books on vampires, their lacking of souls, and how to kill them. It also explains where they come from.

Bella realizes that tangling with any of these creatures will put her life at risk. She orders a repeating crossbow online from an obscure custom weapons manufacturer, and a make-your-own-bolts kit, wiping out her savings in so doing - but that's not the best approach, she thinks, that shouldn't be her first line of defense.

Her first line of defense, besides wearing a pretty golden crucifix that Renée left behind when she moved out of the Sunnydale house and acquiring enough holy water to rinse her hair in it after every shower (it's more effective wet, but leaves a trace dried if it's not washed away by something else first), is this: She walks into her dad's bedroom on her hands, does a roll and a flip and takes a bow, and says, "Dad, I need a key to the morgue."

Barbecue fork deaths usually pass through police hands, and just as usually they never find anything. If she goes once a day, finds the autopsied bodies, and drives even just a sliver of wood through their hearts, they'll puff into dust before they can claw their way out of their graves later. She doesn't think this will eliminate the vampire population of Sunnydale, but it will certainly curb it without the least bit of danger to anyone.

Charlie stares at her. He says, "Why's that, Bells?"

"Barbecue forks," she says, "have a way of multiplying. I have a way of sterilizing them."

He stares at her a bit more. "Let's see that flip again," he says slowly.

She flips, obligingly. Twice.

Three days later she has a key to the morgue. She doesn't ask him how he got it. He doesn't ask her why she can do gymnastics now. He tells her when the place is usually deserted and she tells him thanks.

She gets a package of firewood, splits it into splinters that are pointy at one end and too wide to pierce her hand on the other, and diligently renders everyone - no point in skipping the non-barbecue-forks; for all she knows there are lesser-advertised ways to become a vampire, or less popular blood vessels that work just as well as the classic neck ones - unable to rise with the third night of their demise.

Nighttime deaths drop. After two weeks it's enough for Charlie to notice on his statistics.

He takes her out for ice cream and says he hopes she's not up to anything dangerous.

She's not, then. She says,

"Not yet."

The next day, her crossbow arrives, custom-made and shiny and the right size to hide in a messenger bag. She goes to a little woodsy spot, twenty minutes' drive away, and shoots at knots on trees and confirms that she's got herself decent aim. She makes herself a great big stack of ammunition, which she keeps discreetly in her closet but not actually hidden. Charlie is not a snoop, and it's not so much a secret from him as it is a vaguely impolite topic.

She starts patrolling after dark, and Charlie furrows his brow and frets but doesn't remind her pointedly about her curfew.

The first vampire she finds is being ludicrously obvious about it, walking around with his fangs out. She gets him from ten feet away -

And she drew her bow at six yards.

She needs to get faster. She has none of that sensory mojo the Power That Was In Her Bedroom advertised.

She reads. She practices drawing and shooting and loading a new packet of homemade bolts, and she makes stakes and holy water balloons and learns to throw them, and she watches people on the Internet do aikido and shadowboxes them the second time through each video. She replaces the porch lights with sunlamp bulbs; she's not sure if that will work but it can't hurt. She escorts fools who are out late to their homes, when they cross paths with her. (Her excuse? Her dad is the chief of police, and even gangs on PCP know it and will steer clear of her.)

She leaves crosses around. By "around" is meant "hiding". Under sidewalk pavers, where they come up enough for her to jam one underneath. Scratched into the underside of the pokey bits of fire hydrants with a screwdriver. Cut unobtrusively into paper snowflakes and hung from the tree in the elementary schoolyard with a hundred others. Drizzled in white paint on white lines or black paint on sections of asphalt filler in the crosswalks. From what she has read, only direct contact with a contiguous object that is a cross with burn a vampire, and her little traps won't do them any injury at all - but as deliberately made crosses and not accidental line intersections made without intent or for other purposes, they will nevertheless cause a subconscious aversion. She memorizes where they are and she watches who walks right over or past them - and whose path wobbles, whose step falters, who looks suddenly like they are in a bad mood. The latter sort she follows. About half of those are coincidence - they wind up walking unimpeded into private residences or having no reaction to the next cross they pass - and half of them she catches trying to eat somebody. And shoots and dusts.

She's laying down hidden crosses in a neighborhood she hasn't covered yet at just past eight p.m. when she spots a person about her age, maybe a little older with that posture. And since she hasn't covered this neighborhood yet he isn't wandering over any of her little traps.

Well, as far as she knows, most people in town are human; the odds are in his favor. "I don't recommend being out at night hereabouts," she calls. "I don't count, my dad is chief of police and everybody knows it, but you probably wanna go home."
eversomuchfun: Looking sideways. (== you will ever lie to me)
Author: eversomuchfun
He glances at her with an expression of mild curiosity.

"What an interesting warning," he says after a moment. It's hard to tell in the dark, but he may be smiling slightly. "I'm terribly grateful for your concern, but I assure you it is unwarranted."
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Suit yourself." If he were younger she'd drop into the bossy-big-sister thing that seems to work with kids who are out late - she can badger their addresses or their parents' phone numbers out of them, and frog-march them home without worrying as much that they'll notice how strong she is. She strolls slowly, looking around for a good place to paint or scratch or stuff the next cross.
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
Head slightly tilted, he pivots to track her progress, watching how she walks.



Then he bursts out laughing.



"Sweet holy blistering fuck, you're the infamous missing Slayer," he gasps. "Are those your little presents scattered across half the town? Oh, it's Christmas, I am thrilled beyond measure."
cross_and_bow: (suspicion)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella wastes no time being stunned. A human might have noticed a handful of crosses but not enough to describe them as being over half the town - not without following her, and he's surprised they're hers. Humans are also dramatically less likely to know about Slayers, let alone one's missingness. Does add up to sure enough? No. But the fact that he could tell by how she walked and the dismissal of the warning? Do.

Crossbow out of messenger bag. "Pleasure's all mine," she murmurs. And if he's a vampire, he'll hear her. He'll also hear the first bolt slip out, aimed at his heart.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
He dodges. Quite casually.

"Oh, it really isn't," he assures her. "Come now, don't be rude, I assure you there is time for a chat before the inevitable violent confrontation."
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I've heard that before." Bolt. She backs up; this'll cut her aim but give her more shots and time to reload before he attempts to close. "Well. Variants." Bolt.
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
Her aim is good; his speed is better. And he doesn't seem inclined to close, at least not yet.

"Really, is this your usual reaction to compliments from strangers? You must be a lonely creature. I can relate."
cross_and_bow: (scrutiny)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Yeah? People aren't lining up to be friends with vampires?" If she wasn't sure enough a second ago she is now; humans don't move like that. Bolt, bolt, her hand dives into her messenger bag for another packet of them to slot in when she's out and she holds it in her teeth. It doesn't cut off her banter for long, though, as she keeps shooting and there's only ten per. Reload. "But you're so charming. Have you tried Friendster?"
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
He grins, displaying human-shaped teeth, and keeps dodging. "I am as charming as a crossbow bolt to the face, believe me, I know. Must you continue this highly irritating and clearly ineffective barrage? One of these days you might actually hit me and then I will become annoyed."
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"The idea is to hit you in such a way that you don't become annoyed," says Bella. "And gosh, why would I aim for the face? You'd be disfigured for the rest of your death."

But she's going to run out of bolts at this rate. He's fast, she's obviously telegraphing her shots somehow, she cannot shoot this particular vampire until she is better.

"But hey," she says. (He does seem to want to talk. That'll buy her a few seconds.) Bolt number twenty sails over his shoulder. "Maybe crossbows aren't your thing."

She stows it. Her hand comes up with a water balloon, a stake - and her cellphone.

Cell in one hand, weapons in the other, she dials.
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"What could you be doing with that, I wonder," he says. "And would you mind terribly letting me know why you are trying to kill me?"
cross_and_bow: (level)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Nasty bitey things contribute to a truly ridiculous rate of barbecue fork related deaths," says Bella. She hits the last number and the phone rings. "Usually I don't catch you guys till you're trying to eat somebody, but if you want to advertise, hey, I'm an enthusiastic customer. You should do an infomercial." Charlie picks up.

"Muller and Walnut," she says to the phone. "Now, please."
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Nasty bitey things," he repeats. "Honestly, I'm hurt. I am a nasty bitey intelligent self-aware creature, and don't you forget it. Did you just phone your aforementioned father? Do you have an extreme dislike for him? Policemen versus vampires is not like astronauts versus cavemen; the weapons don't help."
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"If cop weapons helped, I'd have a gun," Bella says, flipping the phone closed and tucking it into her bag again. She transfers the water balloon to her right hand. "Nasty bitey person, fine. I'm not spending half a dozen extra syllables on anyone I'm hoping to dust."
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
"So your objection to vampires revolves around the diet," he says. "Past or future? Retribution or prevention? Or a little of both?"
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Prevention, but you know how predicting the future works? Short of magic, it involves looking at the past."

(She's tried what magic she's been able to find in the library. In theory, it would work for anyone. In practice she's had negligible luck; she might need an actual teacher to get anywhere. Or maybe being the Slayer interferes. She doesn't know.)
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Ah, but predicting people traditionally involves examining their motivations. I, for example, don't give a fleck of shit whether I'm drinking human or pig, and if it will get you to stop trying to kill me long enough to have a chat about your fascinating enterprise with the crosses, I will happily swear off the former."
cross_and_bow: (Default)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Look at me, no longer actively trying to kill you," says Bella. "I'm just doing very wimpy bicep curls." She hefts the water balloon.
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
"With a water balloon full of holy water. Nasty thing to be waving around. I'm terrified," he says, not sounding terrified at all. "Tell me, are you also responsible for the sudden sharp drop in the vampire reproductive rate around here?"
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Yeah. I interrupted the supply of Vampire Viagra," she snorts. "And I gave a million dollars to Vampire Planned Parenthood."
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)
Author: eversomuchfun
"I'll take that as a yes," he says cheerfully. "You're a marvel. Has the Watcher's Council caught up with you yet? I doubt it. Dreadful crusty old bastards, you're clearly better off without them."
cross_and_bow: (perhaps)
Author: cross_and_bow
"The marital status of their parents notwithstanding," begins Bella, and then she cocks her head. "Oh, there's my ride."

Her ride is accompanied by sirens, which he cuts as he turns onto Muller, putting the car between Bella and the vampire. Charlie doesn't get out - Bella gets in.

"Home," she says, "speed - I can't hit him."

"Good to know you will call in over your head," grunts Charlie. He zooms off. He only turns the sirens back on when he has to get through traffic.

They head into the house. She makes hot chocolate for both of them. They don't talk any further.
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Lovely talking to you," he calls after her as they drive away, although she probably can't hear him.





Two days later, at half past midnight, the porch light in front of the house comes on. There is a rattle, a hiss, and the sound of someone running away very fast.

On Bella's doorstep is a bundle of crossbow bolts, neatly tied with a pretty blue ribbon and then hastily dropped where they now sit. The attached card reads, Thought you might want them back. There is no signature.
cross_and_bow: (Default)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella - still up, reading a book on miscellaneous demons, it's not like high school is particularly important - is pleased that her porch lights work as intended. Sometime if she doesn't feel like patrolling she might sit very still on her porch and try to look edible.

She inspects the crossbow bolts. They could have been tampered with. Contact poison, magical termites that will have them falling apart when she needs them - she read about something like that recently - any number of things.

She hooks the ribbon with a coathanger and burns them in the back yard, the next morning before school. She has plenty, making more doesn't take long and she can do it while she's reading by now.

Nasty bitey person. What's he playing at?



A few nights later, she is crossing - so to speak - the neighborhood around a little strip mall. There's a present scratched behind that customer parking only sign in front of the butcher shop.
eversomuchfun: Leaning casually against a wall. (== night on the town)
Author: eversomuchfun
A familiar face strides right past it without so much as a blink.
cross_and_bow: (checkout)
Author: cross_and_bow
Now. How'd he do that?

She creeps across the parking lot without painting the black cross she was planning to put on the asphalt. If some vampires can go past her traps unflinching she might need a better system; she's missing some.

He's certainly going to spot her. She hasn't gotten much better at shooting since the last time they encountered one another, so she pulls out the stake/water balloon/cellphone trio. She dials Charlie's number, but doesn't hit send yet; this isn't too far from her house and he can be there soon and she's fast on her feet now.
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
He glances back at her and smiles.

"Ah, Miss Swan. Putting down flypaper again, are we?"
cross_and_bow: (level)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I might need to switch brands of glue," she says.
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"I would be delighted to discuss your methods in a moment," he says, hefting the empty backpack hanging from one shoulder, "but first, grocery shopping."
cross_and_bow: (meh)
Author: cross_and_bow
There's no one in there. It's closed. She peers at him and waits.
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
Sherlock steps around the back. Bella is welcome to follow him.

If she does, she will find him picking the lock on the service door.
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
She does follow him. There might be someone here, after all.
eversomuchfun: Hands. (== I think that's sorted)
Author: eversomuchfun
The lock gives way. Sherlock enters.

This place does business with that horrible little demon bar, he happens to know, and therefore they save all their animal blood. There's plenty. He fills his backpack without any trouble.
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Breaking, entering, theft," muses Bella. "It's a step up."
eversomuchfun: Looking sideways. (== you will ever lie to me)
Author: eversomuchfun
"If you like," he says carelessly, stepping out again and shutting the door behind him. "Now, you were saying about flypaper?"
cross_and_bow: (checkout)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Doesn't seem to work on you. Are you not a fly, or just a highly unconventional fly?"

She keeps a few yards between them. She has the reaction time to get the water balloon thrown and the stake in stabbing position before he can close, if he looks like he's going to.
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"There are a few things in this world that I violently loathe," he says, displaying a smile. "Boredom chief among them. The vampire reaction to crosses is another. I categorically refuse to be controlled by a transformation I did not ask for, especially in such a ridiculous way. I can't stop them burning me, but I can stop myself caring."
cross_and_bow: (Default)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Is that a common attitude?" Bella asks. "Not the boredom one. As far as I can tell vampires seem typically to descend in sociopathic hedonism on rising; not particularly interesting hedonism, but it seems to entertain them. The crosses one."
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Sociopathic hedonism has lost its charm already," he says. "And I have met vampires who don't like it, but never one yet who was so dedicated to conrolling themselves. Then again, I have not met very many vampires."
cross_and_bow: (meh)
Author: cross_and_bow
"How long did it take for your evil chewing gum to lose its flavor, then?"
eversomuchfun: Looking sideways. (== you will ever lie to me)
Author: eversomuchfun
"A month?" he hazards.
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"That's not long," she remarks.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
"I am not normal," he says.
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"No kidding."

He really does seem to want to talk, that's enough for her to agree with that. Whether he also wants to turn her into evil chewing gum is a separate question. She keeps her distance.

"Thanks for testing out my porch lights for me," she says pleasantly.
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
He laughs.

"A pleasure. You should've seen me when I got home that night; I looked like a wretched cooking accident. Brilliant idea."
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I thought so. You don't seem pissed off about it," she observes.
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Of fucking course not," he says. "It's interesting.
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
"So sunlamp surprise better than boredom. Noted," says Bella. "Understandable for a human, weird in a vampire."
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"I don't see why," he says. "Surely most humans would also object if you sprang at them out of nowhere with a flamethrower."
cross_and_bow: (level)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Yeah, most of them. I'm just accustomed to truly stunning psychological diversity in humans and haven't observed similar in vampires - and neither have the authors I've been reading. And then you show up." She shrugs.
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"I am an outlier," he agrees. "In more ways than you know."
cross_and_bow: (checkout)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Yeah? What else?"
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Nothing I particularly care to tell someone who is half convinced I will spring for her throat at any moment," he says pleasantly.
cross_and_bow: (scrutiny)
Author: cross_and_bow
"At this point I wouldn't describe myself as convinced, just possessed of a certain amount of background knowledge," says Bella. "You wouldn't like the condiments I put on before I go out, though."
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
"You are a continual delight," he remarks. "And among many other reasons why you have nothing to fear from me on that score, I only eat people who bore me. You do the opposite."
cross_and_bow: (level)
Author: cross_and_bow
"So what I'm hearing is that I need to make sure I'm in a private residence before running out of material, is that right?"
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Not only am I not eating you," he says, "I am currently not eating anyone else, purely because I expect it would annoy you. Hence the shopping."
cross_and_bow: (checkout)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella opens her mouth.

She closes it.

"That's interesting," she says finally. And then, because she doesn't want to be tricked, because vampires are tricky, she continues, "that you call it shopping."
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"A regionalism, where you would say 'groceries'. Or did you mean my drawing the analogy in the first place? I think it's funny."
cross_and_bow: (suspicion)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I mean you didn't shop for it so much as swipe it. Do all butchers have blood in the back room?" she asks, looking dubiously at the establishment. "I wouldn't think there would be much call for it. Even among vampires, who normally prefer the other other white meat."
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
"...Are you not aware of the seedy little demon bar operating in your town? It's called Willy's," says Sherlock. "It's atrocious. Never combine cold pig's blood with warm vodka. I am unutterably enthusiastic about stealing from their supplier given the sins they commit with their stock."
cross_and_bow: (Default)
Author: cross_and_bow
"A demon bar? Am I going to find it on the phone book or do I have to locate a speakeasy if I ever decide to check it out?"

(She's not going to go check it out right away even if he gives her the address, password, and a sealed package of crossbow bolts. She is not that good yet, there could be dozens of hostile creatures in a demon bar.)
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"I could show you," he says. "But, reasonably, you don't trust me."
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I'm so glad we agree on my reasonableness," she says dryly. "You could tell me where it is, in case I need to know later."
eversomuchfun: Speaking, perhaps impatiently. (>= do I make myself understood?)
Author: eversomuchfun
"End of the alley halfway between Walnut and Elm Grove on Reicester. Pity, I was hoping to see your face when you witnessed your first game of kitten poker."
cross_and_bow: (suspicion)
Author: cross_and_bow
"...Kitten poker," says Bella.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Both as adorable and as horrifying as it sounds."
cross_and_bow: (Default)
Author: cross_and_bow
"What does one do with accumulated kittens?"
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)
Author: eversomuchfun
"If one is the right sort of demon, one eats them; otherwise one trades them to same. Or admires their fluffiness, I suppose. I've never seen the point in any of the above, myself."
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Well, now I know you're definitely somewhere on the far side of evil, if you don't see the point of admiring the fluffiness of kittens."

(This is clearly a joke. She is joking with a vampire. Why is she joking with a vampire?)
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
He laughs.

"You wound me, madam."
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Nah. I tried, but I don't seem to be ready for the Olympics yet. And it's such a shame, too, I wanted to represent my country and take home the gold," she says earnestly.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Ah, yes. A Slayer with a distaste for close combat. Will wonders never cease."
cross_and_bow: (level)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Turns out vampires tend not to rise from the grave with ranged weapons equipped. Why would I want to engage in close combat? Do most Slayers prefer it? Geez, how long do they live?"
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Twenty-six is the record, I believe."
cross_and_bow: (shit!)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Well."

Pause.

"Shit."
eversomuchfun: Mocking. (<= it must have burned)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Not delighted by that statistic? Well, currently neither am I," he says. "How would you like a bodyguard?"
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I'd love one. Do you have a catalog? Or do I call the bodyguard agency on the phone and say 'one bodyguard, please, must know at least one form of martial arts, and please nobody nasty and bitey, that would indicate a conflict of interest'?"
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Alas," he says, "I've only the one suggestion. And I'm afraid his CV is short and unpromising. Although he is probably better than you are at killing vampires in close quarters."
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"If you go around killing vampires at close quarters," says Bella, "I won't interrupt. Do see if you can convince them to do the face thing at some point during the fight, though, or I might be confused about who exactly you're taking apart."
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"In most cases you won't have time to be," he says. "And once they have crumbled to dust the difference is generally clear."
cross_and_bow: (meh)
Author: cross_and_bow
"It generally is, yes. Very hard to get a human to do that."
eversomuchfun: Hands. (== I think that's sorted)
Author: eversomuchfun
"But of course I need not kill them at close quarters if I don't want to," he says, and reaches into the inner pocket of his coat, and produces what appears to be a laser pointer. When he flicks the beam across the fingers of his left hand, there is a faint fleeting fluorescence and an instant, vicious-looking blister, like he slapped a red-hot wire. He holds up that hand for her inspection.
cross_and_bow: (pleased)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Clever," she says with open admiration. "They sell those online?"
eversomuchfun: Unimpressed. (<= I've never cared to speculate)
Author: eversomuchfun
He returns the laser pointer to his pocket.

"They do not," he says. "You might find some in a mansion just outside New York. Or you might not, depending what the estate did with them."
cross_and_bow: (scrutiny)
Author: cross_and_bow
"...Why would they be there?" she asks. "DIY project someone was working on?"
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Not quite, no. What do you know about Tony Stark?"
cross_and_bow: (checkout)
Author: cross_and_bow
"The name sounds vaguely familiar?" she hazards. "Stark Industries? He from that family? I don't pay a whole lot of attention to military contractor corporations. Didn't he die?"
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"He did," says Sherlock, with a smile that is the furthest thing from pleasant. "I suggest you look him up."
cross_and_bow: (meh)
Author: cross_and_bow
"May do," she says neutrally.
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Good night, Miss Swan," he says, and turns, and walks away.
cross_and_bow: (Default)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella watches him go, then goes back to painting the town with crosses.