cross_and_bow: (meh)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella visits her minions (and other demonic populations on Mercury) regularly, compliments them on nifty bits of gardening when applicable, makes sure they don't need anything, and is considering soon asking them if they want an Interdimensional Internet terminal despite the fact that her Earth is not yet prepared. Not today, though. The other worlds don't even have that rolled out yet.

In she pops to their common room.
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Hello, your majesty!" says the only minion in the room when she appears - one of the oldest. He clasps his hands together in front of him, seeming excited and a little nervous.
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Hey, you." They have never admitted to having names; Bella picks out particular ones to address, when necessary, by pointing or referring to what they're wearing. "How are things?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Things are, um, good, your majesty," he says. "Yes. And... we have a request, if it's not too soon..." He wrings his hands a little.
cross_and_bow: (checkout)
Author: cross_and_bow
"...Too soon? Have you been putting off asking me something?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Oh, no, your majesty!" he says earnestly. "This is much sooner than we'd be asking anyone else."
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Okay, what is it that you want?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"We, um, that is... some of us would like to have some children," he says, peering at her hopefully.
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
"There's space in the dorm, I'll expand it if you need more," Bella says. "If that isn't the question I'm really confused."
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Well... we're your minions, your majesty," he says. "We need your permission. I mean, the ones who want to have children do, specifically, I'm not one of them—if you, ah, have time, do you mind if I go get them now...?"
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Wait, hang on - they need my permission because they don't want to go around affecting my minion supply without my say-so, or they need my permission, literally, otherwise no baby minions?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Um. The second thing, your majesty."
cross_and_bow: (checkout)
Author: cross_and_bow
"How," says Bella, "does that work, exactly, what do I need to do to formally supply permission?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Oh, it's not difficult or complicated," he assures her hastily. "The minions who want to have children will ask, and hand you a beverage, and you just hand it back. With whatever blessing you feel is appropriate. Your majesty."
cross_and_bow: (level)
Author: cross_and_bow
"A blessing such as? On the beverage or the minions or the future child or what?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"It doesn't matter," he says, wringing his hands again. "Glory used to say 'Make me little yucky babies!', or nothing at all."
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Well, that was hardly polite of her. You know, I could probably just magic it so you don't have to go through this rigmarole?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
He cringes slightly.
cross_and_bow: (meh)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Would that be unwelcome?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Y-yes, your majesty."
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Okay, I can skip it. Uh. Is this why you guys are minions?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Not exactly, your majesty!"
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Not exactly?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"Well... we want to be minions, your majesty," he says. "And, well... with most people, once you've started minioning, it's not very easy to stop..." He wrings his hands again.
cross_and_bow: (business)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I'm not most people, if any of you would prefer stop minioning you can. Is there any reason you want to be minions besides that just being the kind of species you are?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"...I don't know, your majesty," he says helplessly.
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Okay. Well, I'll bless beverages, if the would-be-parents are ready now."
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
He nods several times and scurries off, reappearing a few minutes later with a string of five minions, each carrying an unopened can of grape soda.

The first one in line holds out his can and says humbly, "May I have your permission to breed, your majesty?"
cross_and_bow: (perhaps)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella takes the can and then hands it back. "You may, and with my blessing," she says.
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
He beams. "Thank you, your majesty!"

Up steps the next one. She does the same thing. There are three apparent she-minions and two apparent he-minions in the group, arranged in no particular order.
cross_and_bow: (okay)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella blesses them all, and only then asks, "You guys don't reproduce pairwise?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
"No, your majesty," says the last minion to be blessed. "Well, sometimes."
cross_and_bow: (perhaps)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Okay. Well, best of luck at parenting to all of you. Is there anything else while I'm here?"
pythbox: A book. (Default)
Author: pythbox
The original minion shakes his head. "No, your majesty! Thank you!"
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"You're welcome. I'll see you guys later."

And down she pops to a Jarvis.
poeticterms: Completely invisible (a blank transparent GIF image). (Default)
Author: poeticterms
"Hello," says the Jarvis.
cross_and_bow: (pleased)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Hi, Jarvis!" She can faintly hear the sounds of violin playing and floats her way up the stairs towards it.
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
Sherlock is playing the violin! What a surprise.
cross_and_bow: (pleased)
Author: cross_and_bow
Surprise. Right. Bella floats in through the open door and hovers, listening.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
He grins at her and keeps playing.
cross_and_bow: (smug)
Author: cross_and_bow
It's pretty music. Bella winks when he smiles, and watches.
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
Eventually, he finishes the piece, puts the violin down, and twirls over to give her a hug.

"What's new with the minions, love?"
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
Hug! "Turns out they require divine permission to reproduce, so I blessed... five cans of grape soda... and presumably can expect baby minions in the future."
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
...He laughs.

"Of fucking course they do," he says, definitely not in the tone of someone who actually predicted this. "Why grape soda in particular, or did you decline to ask?"
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I did not ask why grape soda in particular. From the description of what I was supposed to do it could have been any beverage, maybe they just like it. If it was supposed to be a solid food I would have expected M&Ms."
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
He giggles into her shoulder.
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I asked the one who explained it to me if this was why they were minions and he said 'not exactly' -" She proceeds to relate the conversation, verbatim.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
The conversation causes Sherlock to giggle some more. While snuggling her.
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
Snuggles! Giggles! "He looked uncomfortable so I didn't push him any farther about what is so great about being a minion," she adds. "I wonder if baby minions with a, you know, non-hellish deity will be so keen on the career prospect. I'd be perfectly happy to set them up in another little village like I did with the other Mercury imports."
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"We'll see, I suppose. Do you happen to know how fast baby minions grow into the non-baby variety?"
cross_and_bow: (meh)
Author: cross_and_bow
"No idea. I'm not sure how old the ones I have are."
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
"And we are likewise ignorant about how long it takes from grape soda to the onset of baby minions," he muses. "Well, it will just have to be a surprise."
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I could ask them, but I'm really not confident in their ability at this time to distinguish between 'her majesty is just curious and I can tell her to mind her own business' and 'I must answer her majesty because I am a minion'."
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Yes, there is that."
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I suppose I could get Soph to ask. Or you, maybe, but they seem more casual around Her Majesty's Sister than Her Majesty's Consort."
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Perhaps because Her Majesty's Consort visits so rarely," he says, and kisses Her Majesty's cheek.
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"That could be it, yeah, Soph is up there all the time teaching them interesting forms of poker and stuff." She kisses the end of his nose.
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
Now his nose is especially majestic! He nuzzles her with it.
cross_and_bow: (pleased)
Author: cross_and_bow
Bella laughs, and squeezes him. "I love you."
eversomuchfun: Smiling contentedly, eyes closed. (<= contains no moving parts)
Author: eversomuchfun
"I love you too."

Hugs!
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"I wonder if baby minions are any better-looking than grown-up minions. Probably not, but maybe in a wrinkly-puppy kinda way? I suppose I will probably see."
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Are wrinkly puppies especially endearing?"
cross_and_bow: (smug)
Author: cross_and_bow
"Not more than regular puppies, but enough to earn the adjective."
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
"Aha."
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
"They look old and baby at the same time," Bella explains.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
He giggles.
cross_and_bow: (pleased)
Author: cross_and_bow
Snuggles. Sherlock is even cuter than a wrinkly puppy.
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
And terribly proud of this achievement.
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
Apparently he is also smugger than a wrinkly puppy. Wrinkly puppies are mostly kind of confused.
eversomuchfun: Looking ceilingward. (<= hardly very sensitive of you)
Author: eversomuchfun
Sherlock is not at all confused. He generally isn't, in fact, but at this particular moment he is especially not.
cross_and_bow: (pleased)
Author: cross_and_bow
That is good. Bella is not confused right now either. She is just snuggly.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
That is how Sherlock is also! What a coincidence.
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
It is not really a coincidence at all!
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
That is true. It is not. It is a snuggle.
cross_and_bow: (smug)
Author: cross_and_bow
A highly non-coincidental sort of snuggle.
eversomuchfun: Grinning or laughing. (!= all the way to the kettle)
Author: eversomuchfun
Yes.
cross_and_bow: (pleased)
Author: cross_and_bow
Good, all narration is agreed.
eversomuchfun: Side-on in the dark; expression not visible. (== a degree of humanity)
Author: eversomuchfun
And all participants are snuggly.
cross_and_bow: (smirk)
Author: cross_and_bow
They are! Very snuggly. Very very snuggly.
eversomuchfun: Smiling, perhaps falsely. (!= oh yes—hilarious)
Author: eversomuchfun
Soooooooo snuggly.
cross_and_bow: (eyeroll)
Author: cross_and_bow
The snuggliest snuggle-participants ever?

Who is to say? There has not been a contest yet.
eversomuchfun: Smiling slightly. (!= merely an abomination of nature)
Author: eversomuchfun
And a contest would be likely to distract from the snuggling. Much better to snuggle uncontested.
cross_and_bow: (smug)
Author: cross_and_bow
Soooo much better.