Author: self_composed | The guest list winds up being pretty huge.
To start with, there are now eight Bells. Pattern isn't bringing anyone besides herself, and Aegis no one besides herself and her Whistle, but everyone else -
Between Alice, the Joker, the rescued Queenie, Kas, Micaiah, and Sue, plus Ghosty who Amariah picked up on her way home, that's seven Whistles. (Stella thinks ahead: there is a soundproofed orgy chamber away from the main party awning. With a few nodes off of it in case more than one orgy forms; she can think of at least two other likely ones.)
There's an equally absurd number of Sherlocks and Tonies if you count them together. They have Juliet's matched set, Shell Bell's matched set, two other matched sets from Bell-less worlds (one with souled vampire, one both human), a stray Tony, and a stray Sherlock from Downside.
Amariah grabbed a random Libby on top of the random extra Whistle, but at least she's not incorporating anyone from home.
Golden's bringing much of her family and many of her friends - although Edward is staying home, that still leaves Elspeth and Jacob, Alice and Jasper with little Brandon, Rosalie and Emmett and little Henry, Nathan accompanying his mate and their child Kerron, Esme and Carlisle and their Lily, Addy, and Elena who'll get to see her brother. Golden claims that this is a conservative list and she could easily have produced another twenty enthusiastic guests. Stella doesn't doubt it. She puts up a few signs reading Please Conduct Adult Conversation Only Via Brainphone. Little Half-Vampires Have Good Ears And Perfect Memories. As a last-minute surprise, Golden has taken Elspeth's suggestion to bring Edward's deceased mother Elizabeth, too.
Juliet has, on top of her boyfriend and his - progenitor? - her tiny Libby, James, a tagalong thereto called Virginia, and a ghost called Minnie, plus Giles.
Angela's list is more modest: her, her husband, and their friends Alleluia and Caleb.
Shell Bell is responsible for half the Sherlocks-and-Tonies all by herself, a tagalong called Pepper, and also someone called Darcy and also Matilda. (Shell Bell is also the reason Angela is not inviting her brother-in-law.)
Stella herself is responsible for inviting Libby, Orfeo, Chris, Mary, Anna, Sandy, Eights, Chainsaw, Lazarus, Kolya (who is informed that it would be awfully inconvenient for a majority of Bells to all have to coordinate on pretending he doesn't exist when only one of them has even met him to be able to identify him in the first place, so he can simply stay home if he's planning to be hidey), and Bridget.
Stella sets up a name tag system. Everyone will have a tag stuck to them. Solo persons - a minority - will just have their names. People with template names and nicknames will have both stamped on automatically. ("Hi! I'm a Bell, and you can call me Stella!"; "Hi! I'm a Whistle, and you can call me Alice!" "Hi! I'm a Sherlock, and I don't have a distinguishing nickname yet but as soon as I pick one it will appear here!")
She conjures up a nice buffet of food and beverages which will stay its correct temperature until consumed, and assorted synthetics for the vampires (labeled not for human consumption), and dishes and flatware (all glass; even some of the food-eating guests might dissolve anything else) and fusses with the awning opacity until it lets in just the right amount of sun, and, what the hell, she throws in a stage in case Angela wants to sing or she decides to play the flute or someone decides to pentagon some other performative skill to entertain the crowd. She makes sure there are enough bathrooms for all the people who still need bathrooms.
She puts out a few tables here and there with little bowls of squares and triangles - a mix of her glowing red and Alice's shifty black - in them for everyone's convenience. She accumulates coins in those sizes faster than she generally uses them and has a great many, so there are plenty for anyone to dip and wish if something comes up. She double-checks to make sure the Martian ground rules prohibit any misuses available for those size coins.
Jane gets one of those high-tech holographic projectors, on wheels, which she promptly manifests in, drives around the floor, and makes faces through. |
Author: temporal_affairs | When Eights emerges airlock-style from the orgy chamber, Nathan's nearby, Kerron sitting on his shoulders as a not-a-fox-anymore. "Eights, hi!" Nathan says. "This is my and the Joker's son, Kerron." |
Author: colorshapes | "Hi, Eights!" says Kerron, waving. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Hi, Timer! Hi, Kerron!" she says, waving. |
Author: colorshapes | "That's not Daddy's name, that's his power," says Kerron. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "It's my nickname, like how Mummy calls you munchkin," Nathan tells Kerron. "When Eights met me I was using it all the time." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "That's about the size of it," she agrees. |
Author: colorshapes | "How come you want Daddy to bite you? Do you want to be a vampire?" asks Kerron. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "...He has a magic power," Nathan says weakly. "Sees - goals, intentions, the like." |
Author: colorshapes | "It is technically two magic powers!" says Kerron brightly. "Addy says." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Eights laughs.
"I don't want to be a vampire," she says. "I just have a weird idea of fun." |
Author: colorshapes | "I can bite you if you want!" Kerron volunteers. "I never get to bite humans besides Mummy and she doesn't let me break the skin, I don't even know what humans taste like!" |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Eights laughs.
"I don't know, what's your dad say?" |
Author: temporal_affairs | "I don't think so, kiddo." |
Author: colorshapes | "Do I have to wait to be older," huffs Kerron. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Yes. When you are five you may work out whatever biting arrangements suit both you and the bitten person, okay?" |
Author: colorshapes | "But that's a long time!" |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "It wouldn't be weird or anything," Eights offers. "Not for me. But if you don't wanna encourage him..." She shrugs. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "I don't wanna encourage him," agrees Nathan. |
Author: colorshapes | "Awwwww," says Kerron. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Five years isn't that long, anyway," says Eights. "I've been walking and talking for twenty thousand." |
Author: colorshapes | "That's a long time!" says Kerron. "That's older than anybody I know! I know some old people. It's not older than the Arostuff all added up, though," he adds contemplatively. "I don't have Arostuff in my head though. I can ask the princess for it when I'm five. Everything has to wait till I'm five." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Why's that?" inquires Eights. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "The Arostuff in question is the sum total of all the memories of everyone a certain vampire more than two thousand years old ever touched. Many of those people were rather old themselves. Elspeth sometimes distributes it, and she can redact to protect the privacy of the living, now, but there's too much to redact all the adult content." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Gotcha." |
Author: temporal_affairs | "And I'm not sure if she'll be distributing it any more at all, since many of the dead in question are now understood to be still capable of objecting to things." |
Author: colorshapes | "Awww," sighs Kerron. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Only 'many'?" |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Well, some of them are probably not going to be invited to wake up from the catacombs, at least not anytime soon. I can't imagine Her Majesty conferring consciousness voluntarily on Chelsea or Jane." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Because...?" |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Jane hurt the Princess and Chelsea went around snip-snipping people's affection for one another, including said Princess's. And unlike Addy, they don't have so much benign use or tractable personalities." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Gotcha," she says again. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Of course, since we determined that you're from Aurum originally, they might already have woken," says Nathan thoughtfully. "Her Majesty'll probably have Jane check up on that and put them on the 'no-fly list'." |
Author: colorshapes | "Ooh, flying, I wanna fly, where's Mummy, she'll turn me into a bird I bet," says Kerron, bouncing up and down on Nathan's shoulders. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "She's busy," says Eights. |
Author: colorshapes | "But I want her! I wanna turn into a bird." |
Author: temporal_affairs | "I have some coins, kiddo, I can turn you into a bird," snorts Nathan. "What kinda bird?" |
Author: colorshapes | "A flying kind! A - a hawk. A blue hawk!"
And presently he is a blue hawk, and he laughs and starts teaching himself to fly rather ably. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Eights giggles. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "So that's my kid," Nathan says. "It has now been much less time since you have seen a child." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | She cracks up. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Rumor has it," observes Nathan, "that you want to get bit again. Isn't the vampire one of the Joker in there? Did he not oblige this interest?" |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Sure he did," she says cheerfully. "But it's not like wanting him to bite me and wanting you to bite me are mutually exclusive." |
Author: temporal_affairs | "True. Kerron's sleep cycle will probably figure it's time for him to crash for the night in spite of this being Mars on another world at some point in the near future, shall I find you thenabouts?" |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Sounds like a plan," says Eights. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Alrighty then." |
Author: colorshapes | "WATCH MEEEEE, DADDY," Kerron hollers, figuring out how to dive and pull up from said dive at the last moment halfway across the pavilion. |
Author: temporal_affairs | "It is apparently not right this minute," laughs Nathan quietly. "That's wonderful, kiddo!" he calls to his son. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Eights giggles and pats Nate on the shoulder. |
Author: colorshapes | It is some fifteen minutes later when Kerron divebombs his father, sits on his shoulder, and starts snoring loudly. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Nathan peers at him for a moment, then gets a square out of the coin bowls, conjures a perch, and transfers hawk-Kerron thereto.
He winks at Eights. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "You know," she remarks, tipping her head at the door to the orgy chamber, "it occurs to me that you'd be pretty popular in there." |
Author: temporal_affairs | "D'you think so? I'm not as friendly to the general population since I got vampired up again. Only so much editing the theoretically uneditable mate bond would take. I am happy to bite pretty much arbitrary people, though." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "Well, how do you feel about being cuddlemobbed by alts of your mate?" |
Author: temporal_affairs | "I think the extant data we have on alts of mates is that the Emperor finds them disturbing and Alice is Alice. Oh, and other Alice appears to find hers perfectly unalarming and Orfeo has no special reaction to alts of his imprint insofar as that's data. I suppose I may as well see where I fall on the apparent spectrum." |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | "I'm sure Jokes can keep them off you if you turn out not to approve," she says, patting him on the arm. "C'mon." |
Author: temporal_affairs | Now, wait just a split second -
Is this a good time to visit the heap of Jokers? |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Yes it is! |
Author: temporal_affairs | Oh splendid! That can happen, then.
Nathan is amused by the airlock setup.
He looks for his Joker among the many. |
Author: manofmyword | It's not immediately visually obvious.
But only one of the great big sprawling pile of kissing, snuggling, various-other-things-doing Jokers looks up and waves at Nathan with a call of, "Sweetie!"
(At some point since he went in, he's put his scars back on. That makes him one of two who has them. He was in the middle of making out with the other one when Nathan walked in.) |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Hey, babe," says Nathan. "The munchkin's down for the count." |
Author: manofmyword | "Great. Come snuggle us," he says, opening his arms. |
Author: yourheartstrings | "Mm, yeah," says the one whom the Joker was recently kissing. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Nathan consults his interest in this practice. Yep, there it is. Snuggles. Ungentle vampire snuggles, because he's pretty sure nobody in this room is delicate enough to care if he accidentally breaks something by going too fast, too strongly. |
Author: manofmyword | The Joker wraps his arms around Nathan and kisses him happily.
As Eights predicted, the rest of them pile on, except for Sue and Alice who are busy with one another at the moment. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Nathan is pretty comfortable with this. Alice is probably still technically a newborn and could do some careless damage, but nobody else in the room appears at all likely to accidentally render him uncomfortable. |
Author: yourheartstrings | When the Joker is (temporarily) done kissing Nathan, the other one with scars inquires, "Do I get a turn?" |
Author: temporal_affairs | "A turn at...?" inquires Nathan archly. |
Author: yourheartstrings | "Kissing you?" |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Well, if you're so keen on it," he says, and he seizes and repositions her rather casually. "Any dreadful things happen if you interact with venom?" |
Author: yourheartstrings | She cuddles up. "Nope!" |
Author: temporal_affairs | Then her kisses might be a little nibbly. |
Author: yourheartstrings | Nibbly is good! She likes nibbly!
After plenty of nibbly kisses, this alt pulls away to curl up with the Joker and another one—same shape, no scars—snuggles closer to Nathan and bats her eyelashes. |
Author: temporal_affairs | He's pretty comfy with the girl-shaped ones. If the boys who aren't his start sidling up he might have residual hangups about that. Kiss kiss, anyway. |
Author: truthwright | Apparently the Joker has been gossiping, or they can just tell, because although Kas and Micaiah are part of the general cuddlepile neither of them seems interested in soliciting kisses. And there's another female-shaped one who's curled up next to Sue and Alice, apart from the crowd but still touching Kas; she must be Petaal. |
Author: temporal_affairs | She must, but Nathan's not going to approach her, he heard the explanation when Kerron was looking her over for potential petting earlier. He has three Jokers to kiss. He finds this a fine number. |
Author: manofmyword | Nathan's mate steals him back after another little while. Mmmmm. Kisses.
Nibbly kisses.
There is a good time to bite the Joker, and it is coming up pretty soon. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Wait for iiiit...
Chomp! |
Author: manofmyword | It's a good time because he's just tuned himself up a little - not to tummyache levels, but to the level of a good synthetic.
Also, it makes him all happy and wriggly. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Ah, synthetics are lovely but resistable. He snacks, doesn't fill up. Maybe somebody else wants a turn at that too.
(These bite marks are getting licked.) |
Author: manofmyword | N'awwwwsnugglesnuggle. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | When Nathan's teeth are out of the Joker, Eights climbs into the Nathan zone of the cuddle pile and inquires, "Do I get a turn?" |
Author: temporal_affairs | "Hmm," says Nathan, theatrically stroking his chin and consulting his timer on When To Bite Eights. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Just shy of three seconds is good! |
Author: temporal_affairs | One, two, snatch-snarl-bite. (The snarl's all theater.) |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | It's good theater. Eights giggles. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Om nom nom. Again, not filling up. He doesn't like the idea of wishing himself empty, for some reason. |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Eights is still pretty well mangled by the end of it, but she doesn't seem to consider this an impediment to making out with him a little. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Neither does he! |
Author: lookingforwardtoit | Mmmmmm snuggly bleedy makeouts. Those are one of her favourite kinds! |
Author: yourheartstrings | (At some point during all this, the lady-shaped Joker alt with scars on disassembles herself and then comes back together sans nibble marks. That probably makes her Ghosty.) |
Author: temporal_affairs | Nathan's pretty content here in this pile. People to kiss, people to bite, people being warm and snuggly on him, and a happy mate. All good things. |
Author: manofmyword | That is just perfect! The Joker likes it when Nathan is happy, and he likes cuddlepiles and biting and kisses, so a cuddlebitekisspile with a happy Nathan in it is a pretty damn nice thing to have.
He smiles and cuddles up to Nathan.
And on a whim, he brainphones Stella.
[Hey, smarty pants.] |
Author: self_composed | [Hmm?] |
Author: manofmyword | [Thanks for coming up with the makeout corner,] he says cheerfully, [it's tons of fun.] |
Author: self_composed | [You're welcome. I figured the consequences of not having it would be pretty dire, whether they wound up taking the form of scandalized parents and traumatized children or the form of incessant complaints.] |
Author: manofmyword | He laughs, aloud and over brainphone. |
Author: self_composed | [Should I be scandalized that you're trying to conduct a conversation with me at this moment?] |
Author: manofmyword | [I dunno, are cuddlepiles scandalous?] |
Author: self_composed | [Only if the people involved are vacationing in Sandy's head or something else is going on to complicate the matter.] |
Author: manofmyword | [Well, there's some kissing and some bleeding going on, but I'm not doing either. I think you can let go of your pearls.] |
Author: self_composed | [Haven't got any pearls.] |
Author: manofmyword | [Well, then you can let go of whatever else you were clutching.] |
Author: self_composed | [If I do that, the glass'll break. Clutching is an important mechanism for keeping objects like my cup of juice suspended above the ground.] |
Author: manofmyword | He cracks up. |
Author: self_composed | [At any rate, I'm glad you're situated comfortably.] |
Author: manofmyword | [Awww,] he says fondly. [You're a real sweetheart sometimes, smarty pants.] |
Author: self_composed | [Why do you call me that?] |
Author: manofmyword | [It's cute. It suits you. Why, does it bug ya?] |
Author: self_composed | [Not especially, but no one else calls me that. It's not like I'm short on nicknames.] |
Author: manofmyword | [I call you that,] he says tranquilly. |
Author: self_composed | [I am aware.] |
Author: manofmyword | [Anyway,] he says, observing Eights and Nathan winding down, [I'm gonna go do something scandalous. See you later!] |
Author: self_composed | [Later.] |
Author: manofmyword |
Now would be an excellent moment for Nathan to kiss the Joker. |
Author: temporal_affairs | Would it be an excellent moment for Nathan to begin a prolonged sequence of kisses with the Joker? |
Author: manofmyword | Ooh, yes it would! |
Author: temporal_affairs | That's splendid! That happens. |