self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
Bella has watched a simple, managed Martian ecosystem and a glitteringly colorful first city pour procedurally out from assorted points of origin on her computer with a variety of rand seeds, and picked the prettiest result.

She's standing on that ideal origin spot now - the top of Olympus Mons, under a blue-dyed sky and a breathable layer of atmosphere - holding her laptop which holds this specification under her left arm. All present to witness this moment are Alice, Libby, Lazarus, and Bridget.

She defangs a trio of stars: one for the terrain, one for the wildlife, one for the city of Olympus. To be dramatic, she squares them off her bandolier and holds them high in the air between the fingers of her right hand.

"Welcome to Mars," she says.

Wishwishwish.

Moss ripples out from under her feet and carpets the landscape, giving way to forest further downhill and, further away, to freshwater ocean. Birds, startled by their existence, take off. An instant later they're all standing at the foot of her crystalline tower that sits at the center, watching skyscrapers riddled with magical appliances sprout from the ground, and streets pave themselves with smooth tiles.

Bella defangs more stars and lays down what she's taken to calling Ground Rules with another gesture. Mars is going to be peaceful. Mars is going to be safe. Mars is going to watch its people and report to her.


Mars is going to be the seat of the Empire of the Stars.

(There's a flag, on the spire of her tower. It's sky blue, and there are half a dozen seven-pointed stars spangling it. It ripples in the breeze that's begun to waft in from the sea.)
edgeofyourseat: Grinning, friendly. (⑵ extraordinarily nice)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"I love you," Alice declares.
regularsized: Smiling slightly. Looking down. (② avoiding stress isn't the secret)
Author: regularsized
"I am thoroughly impressed," says Bridget. "Anybody mind if I quit school and move to Mars?"
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Not me."
nonbird: (2. a baker's dozen)
Author: nonbird
"I'm standing on a magic planet," Lazarus says happily.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella grins at her planet. "Help yourself to an apartment, Bridget."

After a moment, she adds, "I should probably inform my parents at some point that I'm the Star Empress."
regularsized: Laughing. (① not as rare as you'd)
Author: regularsized
"Whee!" says Bridget, and goes charging down the mountainside.
nonbird: (6. proving more intricate)
Author: nonbird
"Probably a good idea," Lazarus concurs. "Can I move to Mars? Actually, hold that thought, I should talk it over with Kolya first."
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
"Well, feel free, the both of you, if you'd like," Bella says. "Libby? Want a place here?"
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Eventually, yes," she says. "But I should probably stay on Earth for the time being. I have responsibilities."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Fair enough. It's going to be possible to drive here, FYI. Big magic door and some manner of passkey system once I have immigration set up."
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Have you decided how you're going to introduce that notion to the various governments you will be providing with shiny new borders in unexpected places?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I'm thinking a system along the lines of 'move it if they complain, somebody will want the throughput and the economic boost'."
prima_sequentem: (ℂ just wanna have fun)
Author: prima_sequentem
"That should be interesting."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Yes. Yes it should," says Bella merrily. "Lazarus? What does Kolya have to say?"
nonbird: (a. well hmm)
Author: nonbird
"We're going to talk about it later," he says.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Aww. Okay. I'm going to go invite my old roommate 'cause I like her," Bella says. "Later." Pop!

Bella has been skipping class, but hasn't officially dropped out yet. She lands directly in their dorm room and is not unobtrusive about it at all.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Janine is (1) still without a journal of her very own and (2) present.

"...Um," she says, staring.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Hi, Janine," says Bella. "I can teleport. Also, I have declared myself the Empress of Mars. Do you want to come live there?"
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Um!" says Janine.

"...Why are you the Empress of Mars?"
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
"Well, I put a palace on the moon, first, but then I decided the people of Earth might find it threatening if my empire was directly overhead. So I terraformed Mars. And put a city on it, which I now mean to populate. It is full of magic things. I decided not to be secretive about this, so you can see that Mars is terraformed if you happen to have access to a telescope that will show you that it's now green and blue instead of reddish."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Janine considers this for a moment.

"Where did you get the magic?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I found a book written by one of my ancestors with a wish attached to it that gave me wish-generation powers," Bella replies.

(She has already collected all the uncontrolled stashes of coins in the world and determined there's no hexes in any of the others.)
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"If magic is the kind of thing that lets people be Empress of Mars, why are you the first Martian empress I've heard about?"
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"Wishes come in sizes. It takes the very biggest wishes to be Empress of Mars, and big wishes are both harder to get and less safe to use. Also, a surprising number of people don't want to be Empress of Mars."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"I don't want to be Empress of Mars," says Janine. "Do they need electrical engineers on Mars? Does anyone else live on Mars yet? How hard is it to go back and forth?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"The basic appliances run on magic," Bella says. "The lighting, food replicators, and plumbing will all carry on behaving completely independent of any electrical work. However, if people want to have printers or white noise machines or electric razors on Mars, someone is going to have to install electricity. I am not going to do everything for my Martians, just ensure that it's basically livable even if they opt to be lazy. So yes. I think electrical engineers could be useful. I have a tower on Mars that I could claim to live in, but I also have the moon palace, this room, and both of my parents' houses to claim to live in, plus I don't actually need to sleep anymore, so I'm not sure if I can be said to live there. Bridget has decided to move there, though. I plan to make it possible to drive there, so people can bring their stuff, but I should warn you that I might have to move the border if the government complains, so it might go from being as easy as driving to the highway to being as easy as getting to Tokyo or Moscow."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Then I think I might like to move to Mars when I am an electrical engineer, if at that time it is possible to get there without leaving the continent first."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"So not soon? Okay. Well, you're allowed to jump the queue when the time comes," Bella says. "Any other questions?"
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Does this mean you will not be attending Stanford anymore?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Yeah," Bella says. "There is no obvious point to continuing. I'll go formally drop out later today."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Good luck with your empressing!" she says. "I will miss you!"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I am going to have the internet there," Bella says. "We can write. Also, I am telepathic; want to be added to my telepathy network? We call it a 'brainphone'."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"How are you going to get the internet on Mars? What is brainphoning like?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"By magic. And it's like talking, only without talking. Or there's a text channel."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Then yes, I would like to be on the brainphone network, please."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Hi,] says Bella.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
[Oh!] says Janine. [That is interesting.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Isn't it? It comes in handy. Alice is also on here, and some people you don't know. If you don't want to take calls you can block them and put up a message for anyone who tries.]
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
[Well, that is convenient. Thank you!]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[You're welcome! I'm going to go drop out now. I've been rudely skipping classes without notice while I designed me a Mars.]
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Janine giggles.

[I think I would like to see Mars some weekend or other,] she says.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[I will inform you when it's driveable. Maybe we'll have tour buses set up.]
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
[A tour bus to Mars,] Janine muses. [My life just got really weird.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Everyone's did,] laughs Bella, and she opens the window and flies out of it.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Janine blinks after her for a moment, and then goes back to studying.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella drops out of college. Also, she decides to put a sign in front of one of the Mars robots. They wouldn't have been affected by the terraforming unless they were underwater - and she didn't make the oceans very big, so off the top of her head she doubts they are. Checking... yep, she can plant a sign in front of Spirit and it'll still work. The sign reads:

"Hello, NASA! I have terraformed Mars. I will start taking applications for immigration soon and will update this message when I have an office for that. It is OK with me if you leave your robots here. Sincerely, the Empress of the Stars"

Bella then teleports to her dad's. He is not home; she calls him. This is probably important enough to interrupt him during work.

"Dad?" she says.

"Bells? What is it?"

"I'm likely to appear in the news soon. Don't be alarmed. I can tell you all about it now, if you want."

There is a long pause. "Magic stuff?" Charlie asks mistrustfully.

"Yes. Biiiig magic stuff."

"You're safe?"

"Quite," says Bella, smiling to herself.

"I think I'll let the news tell me."

"Okay, Dad. Love you."

"Love you, Bells."

Bella hangs up and takes a moment to design a minimally intrusive anti-reporter ward. Charlie is simply going to look like a shy Kolya to anyone liable to pester him or report on him to the media, although he can suppress it implicitly if he tries to get someone's attention.

Renée and Phil are going to be trickier. She'll want the full story, for one thing, and for another, Phil plays baseball on a form of media for a living...
nonbird: (6. proving more intricate)
Author: nonbird
Meanwhile, among other things: Lazarus and Kolya are discussing the pros and cons of moving to Mars.

[Bella? Are you busy?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Not with my whole brain. What's up?]
nonbird: (7. I've got a theory)
Author: nonbird
[If Kolya moves to Mars, will you ignore him whenever he has his power on?]
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[...Wait, are you saying I'd have an option? My power beats his?]
nonbird: (8. nor little nor a bird)
Author: nonbird
[It's more likely than it isn't, I think. Did I not mention that before? Sorry.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[It hasn't come up, no. Cool. How am I supposed to tell when his power's on, then?]
nonbird: (a. well hmm)
Author: nonbird
[More magic?] he suggests.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[All right. I'll ignore him when his power's on as long as he's not doing anything staggeringly inappropriate,] Bella says. [I have no idea if he's likely to or not, but it seems an important caveat.]
nonbird: (5. better make it good)
Author: nonbird
[Okay.]

There is a brief pause, as of this information being relayed.

[In that case, we'd like to move to Mars.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Cool. You're still there, right? Kolya can walk there if he likes. The magic door in your building permits him now, and it goes to the moon palace and the moon palace has one to my tower.]
nonbird: (2. a baker's dozen)
Author: nonbird
[Well, that's convenient. Thank you.]
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
[No problem!] says Bella merrily.

And she starts flying around over the Bay Area, looking for a highway that could handle the extra load of people trying to drive to Mars, and designing a door that won't overly disrupt the existing highway system by scooping up people who are lost or trying to go somewhere else.
edgeofyourseat: Smiling, possibly fake, mildly creepy. (⑸ playful as a pussy cat)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Some time later, she gets a brainphone call from Alice.

[Your science friend wants to know if Mars has a calendar yet.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[It does not! Are you still on Mars, that she found you and asked you?] Bella says. [Does she want to be on the brainphone?] Bella perfects the design and goes to fetch Tegu and drive it to Mars by way of testing.
edgeofyourseat: Grinning, maybe licking lips. (⑴ you say bark I say bite)
Author: edgeofyourseat
[Yes and,] pause, [yes.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella burns a hex to make the brainphone network modifiable by her without expending any further coins, and adds Bridget to the list. [Hullo,] she says to Bridget. She lands on her motorcycle to the bewilderment of onlookers and drives away.
regularsized: Adjusting glasses. Smirking or harrumphing. (④ if I couldn't handle pointy things)
Author: regularsized
[Hi! So, no calendar?]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[Nope! Unless NASA or whoever has one cooked up. Want the job?]
regularsized: Smiling slightly. Looking down. (② avoiding stress isn't the secret)
Author: regularsized
[Sure,] she says. [You know, I bet they have. I'll look it up and see if it's any good.]
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
[Has to be usable by people who live on the planet,] Bella reminds her. [And who may commute to or visit Earth.]
regularsized: Laughing. (① not as rare as you'd)
Author: regularsized
[Well, yeah, that's the idea. Luckily the day's not too far off,] she says. [Apparently the favourite scheme is to use hours, minutes, and seconds scaled up by 2.7%. Sound good?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Sounds fine to me. What're the terms for when you want to actually time something, like, I don't know, boiling pasta? Ignore it? 'Mars minutes' and 'Earth minutes'?]
regularsized: Smiling, perhaps hopeful or nervous. (③ I'm sorry. That was mean.)
Author: regularsized
[I think we can call them 'Mars minutes' and let casual usage figure itself out. Oh, and a Martian day is a sol.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Cool. I obviously had to magic up the temperature some, but I let exact temperature variation throughout seasons within livable ranges figure itself out, so those should correspond to the relevant astronomical phenomena.]
regularsized: Adjusting glasses. Smirking or harrumphing. (④ if I couldn't handle pointy things)
Author: regularsized
[Great. I'll be over here doing math, then.]
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
[Have fun!]

Bella drives from planet to planet. Yep, magic door works; she comes out of the tunnel into her new city. Cool.

She adds her parents and stepfather and some extended family and Janine and Angela to the whitelist; they may go either way whenever they please, bringing surrounding vehicles with them, though they will simply pass through the door's space and still be on Earth if they attempt to bring unauthorized passengers. Then she parks Tegu in her tower's garage and flies back to find some nearby land to buy and put up an immigration office on. [Libby, do you happen to have special real estate related advantages?]
prima_sequentem: (ℚ in the details)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Plenty. What do you need?]
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
[Nice big lot nearish -] She gives the address of a Starbucks within a stone's throw of the magic door. [On which zoning would be friendly to an office space of the sort relevant to processing applications to live on or do stuff on Mars. Possible I should have done this the other way around. I will when I make more. But there's random land around, I assume some of it's for sale.]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ enjoy your company)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Give me half an hour to make some calls,] she says agreeably. [Do you have the money to put into it, or should I cover that too?]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[For a Star Empress, I have surprisingly little money. Alice has a couple million bucks he'd let me use. Seems odd to have you buy it outright. Want to buy some Star Empire currency, in the form of you buying it and then me giving you that many units of Star Empire currency?]

She wonders if Alice's mom wants to buy some Martian currency. [Hey, Alice, want to come with me to tell your mom about how I'm the Empress of the Stars and stuff now?]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Sure,] she says agreeably. [Does Star Empire currency have a name?]
edgeofyourseat: Grinning, friendly. (⑵ extraordinarily nice)
Author: edgeofyourseat
[Nah,] says Alice. He is back in his lair and has just sat down to sew for a while. [Maybe later.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Not yet,] Bella says. [Stellas, asters... Starbucks!]

And to Alice: [Want me to wait to tell her - and Hilary - until you're available to come along?]
prima_sequentem: (ℚ all kinds of innocent)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Asters,] says Libby. [That's my vote.]
edgeofyourseat: Smiling, possibly fake, mildly creepy. (⑸ playful as a pussy cat)
Author: edgeofyourseat
[Nah, whatever,] says Alice.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Asters. I do like that. Need a name for pennies. I guess 'pennies' or 'cents' is already currency-neutral.]

[Alrighty.]

Bella teleports to the front door of Alice's mother's house and politely rings the doorbell.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Hilary answers it.

"Bella! Hi! Didn't know you were in town. C'mon in, there's muffins."
prima_sequentem: (ℂ just wanna have fun)
Author: prima_sequentem
[More or less, yeah. I say go for it.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I wasn't, a minute ago!" says Bella cheerily. "What kind of muffins?"
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Maple walnut."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Delicious. Is Judith home?" Bella inquires. "I wanna tell you both something."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"She is, as a matter of fact! What kind of a something? You grab a muffin, I'll grab the lady of the house."
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"A very big something," says Bella. "It may be hard to believe." She sidles in - not flying, restrainedly - and collects her muffin. Nom!
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Hilary collects Judith, who gravitates immediately muffinward.

"Okay," says Hilary. "Spill."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"You might wanna sit down."

Bella gives them a chance to do so, but regardless, continues:

"I have terraformed Mars and declared myself the Empress of the Stars, because I have magical powers, observe," says Bella, floating a foot off the ground.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Judith sits; Hilary just crosses her arms.

When Bella hovers, Judith puts her hand over her mouth and Hilary snorts.

"Nice trick. I'll believe the part about Mars when I see it."
self_composed: (eyebrow)
Author: self_composed
"Okay. You could drive there, but the magic door is in the Bay Area, so I'd have to teleport you there for a visit to be at all convenient," Bella says, flipping midair. "I should warn you, the sky isn't that butterscotch color anymore, I didn't like it and I wasn't sure what it'd do to the plants. My palace on the moon might be more convincing. It still looks pretty moony."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Sure," says Hilary. "Show me the moon palace."

"Ah," says Judith. She doesn't seem inclined to follow up.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Back in a few minutes, Judith, please don't faint," Bella says, and since she's doing a lot of teleporting other people lately she hexes up a generalized passenger-porting power to bring Hilary up with her. She lands them on the front steps.

"Don't you faint either," she says, still floating.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Arms still crossed, Hilary looks up.

"...Yep," she says. "That's a moon palace, all right. So what brought this on, exactly?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Well, it's possible someone will take exception to me having declared myself the Empress of the Stars. I originally thought, well, obviously, moon palace, because that will cut collateral damage, but then I decided it wasn't a great idea to be directly overhead, so this is still here but the city I'm going to be operating much of the empire from is on Mars."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"And you declared yourself Empress of the Stars because...?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I thought it sounded nice? I hope it's obvious why I'd want to be any sort of empress."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"The only reason I'm coming up with here is 'because you can'."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I can, and I don't think the world is being run adequately, so I'm going to supply an alternative," Bella says, unfloating to sit on the steps and look up at the Earth.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"That's nice of you," says Hilary. "So what kinds of things do your magical powers do besides levitation and moon palaces?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Whatever I want," Bella says. "They are wish-oriented powers. Have any wishes?"
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Fresh out," says Hilary. "What's this empire of yours going to be like?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I'm still working out some details, but do you want to see Olympus? That's the city on Mars. I put it on Olympus Mons."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Sure," she says. "Gimme the grand tour."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Poof!

Bella lands them at tippy-top of her tower. "There's not a lot of differentiated stuff," she says. "People need to move in and make it less empty. But this's my tower, and those are apartment buildings with space for non-residential stuff on the first floors and in the basements, and there's the big park, and there are some smaller ones."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Whoa," says Hilary. "That's..."

She trails off, shakes her head, finishes: "Gorgeous."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Thank you," says Bella brightly. "The ecosystem's a little simple - I figured as long as I was designing it from scratch, I didn't need parasites or predators, just enough scavengers that I don't have to make all the animals sterile and immortal. And of course I don't know about all the plants and animals that exist. So between those factors there's only a few hundred kinds of them, and a comparable number of plants. But that's not something the human eye notices immediately, and I can add stuff later."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"How are you planning to run the place?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"There are magical laws operational over the whole planet, preventing people from getting up to too much mischief, and notifying me if they get up to medium-sized amounts," Bella says. "Me and a friend of mine are working on a personnel layer between me and everybody else who'll move in so I'm not stretched too thin." Pause. "Why, do you want a job?"
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"No thanks," she says. "Got one already, remember?"
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
"Yes, but I don't know if housekeeping for Judith is what you want to do for the rest of your life," shrugs Bella. "If it is, more power to you."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"It keeps me busy. And paid. I do like getting paid."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I plan to pay people who work for me," says Bella indignantly. "Just, you know, in Imperial Asters." (She is designing these in her head. She is considering making coins be a thing just because they can be so pretty.)
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Right," says Hilary. "Which are worth how much in existing currency?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Until there's enough in circulation and Mars is populated enough for me to decouple them, one to one for US dollars."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Well, that's not terrible, I guess. Want to take me back home before Judith has too many conniptions?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Sure thing."

Poof!

Bella checks to see if Judith has fainted.
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Judith has not fainted. Actually she's looking much better.

"There's a moon palace," Hilary reports. "And a city on Mars. It's all very pretty."

"Well," says Judith. "Congratulations, your imperial majesty."

She is maybe a little amused. Which is better than stunned, at least.
self_composed: (eyebrow)
Author: self_composed
"Thank you," says Bella, dipping her head politely. "You can carry on calling me Bella if you prefer, though. Since you knew me before, and everything."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Well, that's kind of you," says Judith. Hilary smiles and shakes her head.
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
"Also, unless you move to Mars, I am not your Empress particularly. I considered taking over the world, but this seemed less generally objectionable."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"No," she agrees, "but all the same, being polite to empresses is a good habit to have. Don't you think?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Yes, I suppose if I meet any others I'll try to be polite to them. I don't suppose you do want to move to Mars?"
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
She glances at Hilary, who shakes her head.

"No, thank you," says Judith.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Surprisingly few people I have asked want to move to Mars. I suppose I'll have better luck asking among populations who'll find the free rent and the food replicators and the lack of utility bills compelling."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
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"Maybe you should lead with those next time," Hilary suggests.
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Author: self_composed
"They'll feature prominently in the brochure," says Bella. In her head, she finishes the design of Imperial Asters. "Either of you wanna buy some Empire of the Stars currency against the possibility that its value will go up after I decouple the exchange rate?"
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"What is the exchange rate?" asks Judith, who wasn't around for that part.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"A dollar to an aster, to start. I figure I'll sell half a trillion of them and then not make any more unless there seems to be a reason to."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"I'll give it a little more time," says Judith. "If the offer stays open, that is."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Oh, probably it will," Bella says. "Unless I get a lot of speculators and it looks like there won't be any asters left for people who actually wish to move to Mars."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Sounds perfectly reasonable to me," says Judith.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I think so. Well. Unless there are further questions, I think I'll go down to Florida and try to figure out how to explain this matter to my mother."
edgeofyourseat: Lurking. (Default)
Author: edgeofyourseat
"Good luck," Judith says wryly.

Hilary offers the plate of muffins.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella takes one for Renée and one for Phil. "Thanks," she says, and off she pops.

She lets herself in. She doesn't actually have her key to the place on her, but the spirit of the key surely allows that she can just walk into the house with a triangle instead. "Mom?"
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
With impeccable timing, Libby says, [I found some real estate that fits your specifications.]
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
[Marvelous. You want your asters in cash or in the First Bank of Mars? How much is the place?]

"Bella, is that you?" calls Renée from upstairs. "What are you doing here? Don't you have school?"

"Nope," says Bella. Golly, this is going to be awkward.
prima_sequentem: (ℚ in the details)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Your choices are bigger, closer, and half a million, or smaller, farther, and three hundred thousand. I'll take Bank of Mars either way.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Enh, how much bigger?] Bella says, assigning a few brains' worth of brain to working out how the bank ought to work.

Renée comes downstairs, wearing a brand new yoga outfit. "Why don't you have school? Is it a holiday?"

"No, I'm just... working on something else today," Bella says. "Where's Phil?"

"Grocery shopping," says Renée. "He'll be back in a half an hour maybe. What are you working on?"

"A... design project of sorts," says Bella. Charlie is so much easier to talk to, mostly because he doesn't want to know. Renée will, which means Bella has to figure out how to tell her all the things.
prima_sequentem: (ℂ enjoy your company)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Bigger enough. I'd go for it if I were you.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Let's go for it, then.]

"Mom," says Bella, "do you believe in magic?"

"Well," says Renée, "I've always thought there must be a little something - something more, you know, but you've never seemed very interested in developing your spiritual side, Bella, what brings this on?"
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Done. Where do you want the paperwork?]
self_composed: (thoughtful)
Author: self_composed
[What manner of paperwork is it? Have I got to sign anything?]

"Well, I don't really mean anything particularly spiritual," says Bella. "I just mean straight-up magic. Fantasy novel magic." She hesitates, then floats, slowly.

Renée stares and frowns.

"This is the strangest dream," Renée says. "I feel so awake."
prima_sequentem: (ℂ enjoy your company)
Author: prima_sequentem
[The boring kind, and yes.]
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[My office in the moon palace. I should name the moon palace. Hmm.]

"You're not dreaming, Mom. Do you need a minute?"

"A minute to do what?"

Bella shrugs. "I don't know. Process. See if you can get a hoop to go all the way around me. Faint." No one has fainted so far. Bella feels misled by the media.
prima_sequentem: (ℚ all kinds of innocent)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I'll get it there. Does the moon palace need a name? Does your tower on Mars have a name?]
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[It'd be easier than referring to "the moon palace" all the time. The tower does not have a name yet, but "the tower" is a little shorter and less bizarre to refer to in conversation. How do other royalty name their palaces, do you know?]

"I feel fine," says Renée, "it's just that it looks like you're floating."

"I am floating, Mom. I can fly. I can do other stuff, too."

"How?"

"Magic."
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I don't, as it happens.]
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
[I think I'll call it Moonstone Palace, then. The tower can be Marspire.]

Renée doesn't seem to be able to generate any more questions. She's just watching Bella's feet dangle above the floor.

"I have quite a bit of magic," Bella says. "I've decided to colonize Mars with it. I was wondering if you and Phil would like to live there. You don't have to decide right away, of course."

"Live on Mars?" Renée says. "I don't believe there's air on Mars. Not so you can breathe it, anyway."

"There is now."
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
[That's adorable,] says Libby. [Okay, paperwork incoming. Sign above the helpful little post-it notes, then the place is yours.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Do I turn it in to someone after signing?]

"Look, Mom, I think you might still think you're dreaming. I'm going to go get some paperwork done, and I'll come back tomorrow, and maybe after you've seen me floating twice it won't seem so dreamlike. Okay? I love you." Bella drifts forward, hugs her mother (who hugs her back automatically), and then lets go and pops into her office. Sign, sign, sign.
prima_sequentem: (ℂ just wanna have fun)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Nah, just keep it. The address should be in there somewhere.]
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Author: self_composed
It is. Bella teleports there and surveys the place. [Have I got a height limit?]
prima_sequentem: (ℕ works for me)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Not explicitly. Someone will probably be upset if you present an obstacle to aircraft.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Right.] Bella covers about two-thirds of her space with a twelve-story office building, puts in an underground parking structure, and erects a sign:

Emigrate to Mars

In the unlikely event that anyone stops to see what's going on there on the sole basis of this sign, she'll handle them herself. She rather expects that no one will. They'll decide to look her up on the Internet later and find -

Oh, how embarrassing. She doesn't have a website.

Bella walks into her new building, conjures potted plants and a magic door so Libby's pick for immigration office manager can commute, and then teleports to her office in Moonstone Palace to fix that. She'll write the immigration parameters at the same time.

[The immigration officer has a magic door where specified,] Bella informs Libby. [It'll take her to the new building.]
prima_sequentem: (ℚ in the details)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I'll let her know,] says Libby. [You're delightfully productive for an empress, have I mentioned that recently?]
self_composed: (eyebrow)
Author: self_composed
[I don't see what else the point would be,] Bella says, furrowing her eyebrows and wishing a number of attractive photographs of Martian locations into existence on her hard drive. She's started to use her coins almost like they're part of her body, like wishing is a native power of hers and not a tool she's wearing in quantity.
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
[And that is why I am helping you take over the world.]
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
Bella grins. [I appreciate that very much.]

A skeleton of a simple website forms quickly. [I want my own country code toplevel domain,] she says. [I think .eos would be nice. Empire of Stars, sounds like the Greek goddess of the dawn. Is that something you can do?]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ just wanna have fun)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I've never tried,] she says merrily. [Give me, oh, two hours.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[I like you,] Bella announces.

Mars is going to take immigrants who need it - the impoverished, mostly - but it's also going to prefer entrepreneurs and artists. She wants Mars to look cool and high-status, not like a dumping ground for people who can't make it on Earth, and while some of the impoverished can probably come up with something cool to do if she makes poverty irrelevant for basic physical needs, she doesn't want to gamble entirely on that.

Apartments and storefronts are free - if no one else wants them. Once the place fills up there will need to be a rule. The obvious rule is that people can pay each other to forego their claims on locations. And that means that the tired/poor/huddled masses yearning to breathe free will have a disadvantage at staying in locations that become desirable neighborhoods of Olympus. Not that any part of it is going to become filthy or crime-riddled, but proximity to important businesses and interesting cultural sites is still an issue.

Bella pauses in website design to put in a nice subway. It is not a train, it is just an underground network of teleportation points. If you step onto one, it will take you to the other of your choice. There's a map next to each one.

That should help.

Having no other issues with this method of resolving disputes over space - first come first serve, you can pay someone to leave if you can talk them into the transaction - she puts it in the site and in the brochure version she's going to "print" and distribute.
prima_sequentem: (ℚ in the details)
Author: prima_sequentem
In point of fact, it only takes her an hour and a half.

[You are now the proud owner of the .eos top-level domain,] she reports.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Excellent.] Bella's already got her own ISP on Mars so people can use their devices. She registers a slew of domains for various governmental purposes, puts up little flags and notices about what they'll be for later on most of them, and, on mars.eos, puts up the one she's currently working on. Nothing on it is innacurate, it just has a few "under construction" notices. She text-channels the URL to Libby. [Whaddaya think so far?]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ enjoy your company)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Very nice,] says Libby. [I like it. By the way, NASA is finally starting to believe the message you left in front of Spirit.]
self_composed: (eyebrow)
Author: self_composed
[Do tell!] exclaims Bella. When she finishes the website, she's going to update the sign for them. [I bet they insisted on getting ordinary telescopes and checking to see if the planet had changed color first.]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ just wanna have fun)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I don't know all the details, but yes, they did. After running an amazing number of diagnostics.]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[After? Ha.] There are now sub-websites with remote application forms (in case you can't make it to the building in Palo Alto) and a map of the subway and an explanation of how you may go about claiming places. It occurs to her that someone may decide to stake a claim on an entire building, or just an inappropriate number of subdivisions thereof. She limits commercial spaces and apartments each one to a customer, with the possibility of possessing two of either for up to a week if you wanted to make sure you had somewhere to go before selling your existing one.

Her name does not appear anywhere on the site - she simply refers to herself as "the Empress of the Stars". It'll be a little more time-consuming to track her down by face alone. Charlie's safe from attention, but she still doesn't know what to do about Renée and Phil.

She finishes the first draft of the website, makes sure there's a feedback form people can use, and pushes the update. Then she designs herself a pretty crown.
nonbird: (6. proving more intricate)
Author: nonbird
[We're all moved in,] says Lazarus. [There's not much to do around here. Does your empire need a translator, by any chance?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Sure, why not. mars.eos here, let's have versions of that in some languages. Do you need any more languages?]
nonbird: (5. better make it good)
Author: nonbird
[I don't know all the languages in the world yet,] he says. [But I also don't know what all the languages in the world are... I can translate your website into all the ones I know, though, that'll keep me busy for a while.]
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Author: self_composed
[Cool, thanks. What's your hourly rate? I'll pay you in asters into the Bank of Mars. Kolya need anything to do? What does he do?]

Bella designs the Bank of Mars. It works on magic instead of electronics. She decides it will be appropriate for people to be able to summon virtual asters from their accounts in the form of cash at will, and deposit (licitly obtained) asters the same way. And consult their accounts mentally, and also the instructions on how to use them. And transfer from their account to other accounts at will. Yes, this is how it should work. She considers and discards the notion of free blenders on signup. Also, she can't really think of any good reason to pay interest on savings. She wants people to invest in things, and since she's still producing asters from nowhere until there are half a trillion of them, she can think of no reason she'd like to incentivize keeping lots in savings. The bank will just be a place where money can be, be moved, and be withdrawn. Anyone who sets foot on Mars will automatically get one, but she will not hold with speculators having magic bank accounts without necessarily even believing in the underlying political entity; that seems silly.

Bam, bank exists.

She puts half a million virtual asters in Libby's account, for the immigration office. [Check out the bank,] Bella says, wondering if that will be enough to figure out.
nonbird: (6. proving more intricate)
Author: nonbird
[Kolya doesn't need anything to do at the moment,] he says. [Why, do you have any jobs going begging?]

His usual rate is in Canadian dollars; he looks up the current exchange rate before naming one in asters.
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Nice bank,] says Libby.
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
[Glad you like it,] to Libby.

[Some. Libby's helping with personnel, but I could probably find any job-wanting person something to occupy their time usefully,] to Lazarus. She puts an hour's worth of asters in his account in advance. She decides not to tell him, because maybe he can see it all by himself.
nonbird: (1. quantities of fluff)
Author: nonbird
[We'll remember to ask you if he gets restless, then. Oh, you're paying me in advance, that's nice. Magic banks are my favourite banks.]
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
[Summon some cash,] Bella invites gleefully.
nonbird: (2. a baker's dozen)
Author: nonbird
He does.



[...Bella,] he says. [Bella, your currency is worryingly adorable.]
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Author: self_composed
[Worryingly?] she laughs.
nonbird: (9. that's how it is)
Author: nonbird
[Worryingly, as in, I have never previously been tempted to keep a fifty-dollar bill as a pet! It has stubby little wings, Bella. Stubby little wings! Because it is an origami ostrich!]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[It's an anti-counterfeit measure,] Bella says innocently. [I'd like to see anyone make convincing fake asters without magic.]
nonbird: (5. better make it good)
Author: nonbird
[People are going to collect these. You have a two-hundred-aster bill and I am going to end up socking my first one away in the Bank of Frequently Hugged Table Decorations, I just know it.]
self_composed: (disquiet)
Author: self_composed
[You think they're cute enough to interfere with their use as a currency?] Bella asks, concerned. [It's not like they're unique - everyone who has two hundred asters can make an identical swan.]
nonbird: (3. you ain't seen nothin')
Author: nonbird
[Well, if someone wants to populate their shelves with an army of little five-aster ducks, that's their business. Not that I'm considering it, or anything.]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[I suppose that since the bank doesn't pay interest there's no reason for people not to store their slush fund in bird form,] Bella acknowledges.
nonbird: (2. a baker's dozen)
Author: nonbird
[Exactly. Also, people who can't see magic probably don't find them quite as cute. They have such helpful, polite parameters!]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[I did expect that you'd like them,] giggles Bella. [The coins just glow on request. Is that cute too?]
nonbird: (1. quantities of fluff)
Author: nonbird
[Less so, but yes. The penny is particularly endearing.]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[Why the penny?] Bella laughs. She starts working on the brochure version of her website so there can be a stack of them in the building.
nonbird: (5. better make it good)
Author: nonbird
[Because it's little, I think.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Fair enough. What language are you doing first, for the site?]
nonbird: (8. nor little nor a bird)
Author: nonbird
[French, why?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[I haven't actually decided what language the next city will use. I suppose I could go with French.]
nonbird: (a. well hmm)
Author: nonbird
[All official documents in English and French is a Canadian habit. I'm going to do Russian next because that's the next one I learned.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[I have a lot of pentagons that are no longer able to do anything but teach languages. Want some?]
nonbird: (1. quantities of fluff)
Author: nonbird
[Yes!]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
She sends him thirty. (She teleports to Mars, first, because squares don't have the range, and continues working on the brochure in the office in her tower.)
nonbird: (2. a baker's dozen)
Author: nonbird
[Thank you!] he says happily.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[You're welcome!]

Brochure brochure brochure. She finishes writing it, then teleports to the immigration office and conjures a stack of a thousand and looks to see if anyone's there yet - staff or would-be immigrants.

Oh, and she did finish her website. Spirit's sign updates.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
Libby's promised immigration officer is there already, decorating her office.
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
"Hallo!" Bella says. "I brought you some brochures. We have a website now, too."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Thank you!" she says. "You must be the empress. Is there anything I should know about immigration policy that's not covered in the literature? The job offer was short on details."
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
"I am," says Bella. "I'm trying to be fairly transparent, and what I have so far is all on the site and in the brochure - we can and will accommodate lots of people who need Mars, but we would also like a healthy proportion of particularly talented and ambitious people who will make it an interesting place to live. Lazarus was complaining that there's nothing to do there. I want that fixed, and I don't want to have to do everything myself. For Olympus, everyone has to speak English, but if you get applicants who don't, you can put them on waiting lists for other cities - keep me posted on what languages there's demand for." She drops five language pentagons on her desk. "In case you don't speak anything else yourself, these'll help with that, one language per, deploy as needed. I'll put you on the brainphone network." [Like so.] "Have you got a name, by the way?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Harriet," says the immigration officer. "Harriet Yu."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Pleased to meet you. Any questions?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Not currently."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"All right. Do you want to get paid in asters or in dollars?" And, because she does not know this person personally, [Libby, how much am I paying Harriet?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
Libby names a figure without pausing to think about it.

"Dollars, please," says Harriet. "I do still live on Earth."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"As you like. I'm going to give you access to an account full of asters -" this has to be done manually; Harriet hasn't been to Mars - "and you can sell people asters out of it, one-to-one exchange with dollars till further notice. Take whatever form of payment you know how to get into a bank account for this office. No exchange fees unless there are transaction costs to us - credit card merchant fees or whatever. When you've put up your Craigslist ads or whatever and gotten this place more fully staffed let me know if that job's going to someone else. Let me know if you run out of asters."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Sure," says Harriet. "That all sounds very reasonable."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I try," says Bella. "Anybody you hire gets their choice of being paid in asters or dollars, too. If they don't visit Mars, then I need to set up aster accounts manually until I hire someone to run the bank." [Libby, I would like someone to run the bank for me.] "Benefits consist of being allowed to go to Mars even if they don't live there and take advantage of the services, which are going to include magic healthcare and already include free meals. If people want other stuff, we can talk." Bella decides she doesn't really want to hire medics; she's just going to install some health-artifacts. Since they will work instantly she doesn't imagine she'll need many.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Free magic healthcare?" she asks, in the interests of clarification.

[Sure,] says Libby. [Should it be someone who wants to live on Mars, or can they live on Earth and work remotely?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Yes, free magic healthcare." [They can work remotely if they like.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[All right, I'll find somebody. How should I put them in touch?]

"That's going to be a big draw," Harriet predicts.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella shrugs. "Only when people start believing us. And the free magic healthcare is also available without taking a job at all by moving to Mars. But sure. Hire terminal cancer patients, wheel them down the street and back, show them to their offices."

[You are now empowered to add people to the brainphone network.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Shiny,] says Libby.

"Or something," says Harriet. "Where exactly is the magic door to Mars, by the way?"
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
Bella points out the window. "There, that tunnel in the parking lot. It takes you down to the parking structure if you or anyone in your vehicle are not allowed to go to Mars, or if you are not trying to visit Mars. Otherwise, it takes you through to a similar tunnel in Olympus. There are separate lanes and magic safety features to prevent this from doing anyone harm. Speaking of being allowed to visit Mars, I'm authorizing you to issue day passes. For reporters and suchlike. You can be quite free with the day passes. After 24 hours, if the bearer hasn't left, they'll be teleported safely back here. And it won't let them claim apartments or anything. But they can look around. We might do tour buses later." Bella conjures a big stack of red paper squares marked "DAY PASS TO MARS"; the magic door was already designed with this in mind.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"All right," says Harriet. "Are the passes per person?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Yep. I don't really care if someone swipes one without asking for themselves, but if someone takes a bunch, tell me. And as with the asters, let me know if you run out."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Got it."
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"Let's see..." Bella taps her foot, thinking. "Questions? Comments? Suggestions? Libby recommended you so I assume you're brilliant and worth paying attention to."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Do the day passes show time remaining?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"They do now," says Bella, patting the stack. "Oh, and the 24 hours are Mars hours, so it's a little longer than an Earth day." It occurs to her that she doesn't have any way for hotels to operate on Mars, considering that she doesn't let people claim too much space. She designates four apartment buildings around Olympus to be refitted by would-be hoteliers with the best bids.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Some clocks that show Mars time would be handy," Harriet muses. "And a calendar, if calendars are available."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I have someone working on the calendar." [How goes calendar-ing?] she asks Bridget. "Clocks I can do, how many do you want? What kinds?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"A few as watches, a few for the walls... let's say five each," Harriet says. "If Mars ends up with a thriving tourism industry, Martian watches would be a good thing to sell at the gate."
regularsized: Neutral or ambiguous. Wearing an indigo sweater. (⑤ you're renting my room)
Author: regularsized
[Pretty good!] says Bridget. [Do you want any input on the names of months and so forth? What year should be year zero?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Let's say it is currently year one,] Bella says. [The day I did the terraforming and made Olympus can be day one of year one, I'm not sure if that's today or yesterday in Mars time. I have no idea what I want to call months. How do those even work? We have two moons!]

"I'm not in the watch business, but if someone else wants to manufacture and sell them in quantity, I'm all for it," Bella says, producing five each clocks and watches that keep to Martian time. Two of each are digital.
regularsized: Smiling slightly. Looking down. (② avoiding stress isn't the secret)
Author: regularsized
[The year's twice as long as Earth, so we get twenty-four twenty-eight-day months, with a little intercalary fudging to keep the equinox lined up. Arbitrary, but conveniently familiar.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Not in the clock business," says Harriet, looking at the clocks. "Right. Okay, I'll look into it."
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[So our months have nothing to do with moons? Okay. What season is it in the hemisphere containing Olympus, now?]

"People can, should, and if they act like people on Earth, will find and take opportunities to sell each other stuff," Bella says. "The government of the Empire of the Stars does not need to involve itself on any level in mass-producing watches, although I'm happy to conjure a handful to make things easier on people who work for me."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Sure," Harriet says agreeably. "The irony was entertaining, that's all."
regularsized: Smiling, perhaps hopeful or nervous. (③ I'm sorry. That was mean.)
Author: regularsized
[Trust me, when it comes to months, the moons of Mars are no help. And it's early spring.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Early spring. Sounds like a good time to start a year. I'll think about month names and get back to you; let me know if you think of anything.]

"Glad to amuse," chuckles Bella. "Anything else?"
regularsized: Laughing. (① not as rare as you'd)
Author: regularsized
[If we move day one a little, there's a handy equinox to put it on,] says Bridget. [And I've got a list already; how do you feel about zodiac signs?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"No, that's it for now," says Harriet. "Thank you. You're a very helpful empress."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I don't see what else the point would be," Bella tells Harriet, and she smiles and teleports back to her tower office.

[Aren't there only twelve of those? And how much is a little?]
regularsized: Adjusting glasses. Smirking or harrumphing. (④ if I couldn't handle pointy things)
Author: regularsized
[The creator of the calendar I'm working from named the months after the zodiac signs in Latin and Sanskrit.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Huh. What are the names? What's the calendar you're working from?]
regularsized: Neutral or ambiguous. Wearing an indigo sweater. (⑤ you're renting my room)
Author: regularsized
[The Darian calendar. Sagittarius, Dhanus, Capricornus, Makara, Aquarius, Kumbha, Pisces, Mina, Aries, Mesha, Taurus, Rishabha, Gemini, Mithuna, Cancer, Karka, Leo, Simha, Virgo, Kanya, Kibra, Tula, Scorpius, Vrishika,] she rattles off.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Let's tentatively go with that. How much would we have to move the start date to get an equinox for the first of Saggitarius? I would like day one to be a significant event.]
regularsized: Adjusting glasses. Smirking or harrumphing. (④ if I couldn't handle pointy things)
Author: regularsized
[Six days back,] she says.
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
[Enh, that's at least during when I was programming the procedure,] Bella says. [Let's do it.]
regularsized: Smiling, perhaps hopeful or nervous. (③ I'm sorry. That was mean.)
Author: regularsized
[In that case, you have a calendar. Oh, days of the week - Sol Solis, Sol Lunae, Sol Martis, Sol Mercurii, Sol Jovis, Sol Veneris, and Sol Saturni. Work for you, or would you prefer something less clunky?]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[Less clunky. I suppose just going with Monday, Tuesday, etcetera leads to awkward not-matching with Earth... Why were those names chosen, was there a rationale?]
regularsized: Smiling slightly. Looking down. (② avoiding stress isn't the secret)
Author: regularsized
[Going back to the Latin names for weekdays and replacing 'Dies' with 'Sol'.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Did the Romans seriously preface every mention of a day of the week with "Dies"? That's even worse. I'm tempted to do days named after the Latin names of the shapes the folding money folds into. But there's only six of those, and while Anatidae and Cygnus and some of the others sound all right, Struthio camelus doesn't lend itself. Hmm.]
regularsized: Putting on or taking off glasses. (⑧ let's get down to SCIENCE)
Author: regularsized
[I don't know, I think Struthio is a perfectly good name for a weekday,] Bridget says cheerfully. [The odd one out is tougher. Then again, you could always make a seventh bill. What's the biggest denomination?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[*200. I could do a *500, promote the *200 design so the swan is still the highest denomination, make the *200 bill something else. Put a picture of a beach... It can be a seagull. So then we have Anatidae for the duck, Strigidae for the owl, Trochilidae for the hummingbird, Struthio for the ostrich, Spheniscidae for the penguin, Laridae for the gull, and Cygnus for the swan.]
regularsized: Adjusting glasses. Smirking or harrumphing. (④ if I couldn't handle pointy things)
Author: regularsized
[People are going to have trouble with Spheniscidae,] Bridget predicts.
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[Aptenodytes?] suggests Bella, narrowing down the penguin variety. [Or I could make it a pigeon and we can have a Columbidae.]
regularsized: Smiling slightly. Looking down. (② avoiding stress isn't the secret)
Author: regularsized
[Columbidae sounds much better, as much as I love penguins. My rule of thumb here is, is it easier or harder to spell than Wednesday? Harder is out.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Columbidae it is,] she says, editing the *100 bill.
regularsized: Neutral or ambiguous. Wearing an indigo sweater. (⑤ you're renting my room)
Author: regularsized
[Great.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Lazarus thinks the bills are terribly cute, but he didn't mention the penguin specifically the way he did the ostrich, so perhaps he won't miss it overmuch.]
regularsized: Smiling, perhaps hopeful or nervous. (③ I'm sorry. That was mean.)
Author: regularsized
[Maybe the penguin can be a collectible,] she suggests. [Like a coin with a stamping error, or whatever.]
self_composed: (disquiet)
Author: self_composed
[I changed them all in one go,] says Bella. [Oh well.]
regularsized: Uncertain or explaining. (⑨ well it's a matter of)
Author: regularsized
[Oh well,] Bridget agrees.
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
That seems to be that. [Any news from NASA?] Bella asks Libby idly.
prima_sequentem: (ℂ just wanna have fun)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I think your note should maybe have specified that you're human,] says Libby.
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
Bella laughs.

[Adding that now.]

The sign now has her original message, and her website, and "I am a human, by the way."
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Well, that should stir things up a little.]
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[I wonder if I should visit them. Or the UN, maybe. There are not really instructions on the Internet for how to start a Magic Space Nation.]
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I say let them come to you. More fun that way,] says Libby.
self_composed: (eyebrow)
Author: self_composed
[What, and sit around on Mars waiting for them to put together an expedition? Or metaphorically by sending me a polite email?]
prima_sequentem: (ℕ works for me)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I'm betting they're going to go the email route,] says Libby. [And I'm betting it won't be long.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[I'll keep an eye out,] Bella says. She writes a guide to the Martian calendar and puts it online, and tells Harriet where to find it.

Then Bella decides that every Cygnus she will eliminate one Earthly thing that annoys her, such as a disease or a form of natural disaster. She puts this announcement up in a pretty banner on top of each page of the site and invites suggestions.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
The first three entries in the suggestion form are from spam robots.

The fourth is a suggestion that she eliminate spam.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
It does happen to be Cygnus.

Bella debates with herself, but finally shrugs and kills spam with one defanged star. It's the sort of category magic is smart enough to figure out without elaborate specification. She adds a line to the banner announcing that on Sagittarius 7, the target of the day was spam.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
Not very long after that, Bella gets another message from her website's feedback form.

It says:
I have a few questions about your new empire, and something tells me it would be easier for you to arrange a diplomatic visit to me than the other way around. Do you have the time?

Pat Madison, President
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
Bella grins at this. Just grins. She wishes a quick look at the President's computer screen as of the moment that form was submitted; it does indeed show the correct image. [The President just emailed me!] she brainphones both Libby and Alice.

Sure. Promise not to have anybody shoot at me if I teleport into your office? Because I'd find that upsetting,
Bella replies from eos@eos.eos. (She can't have her primary official email be a Mars email. What about when she colonizes other locations?)
prima_sequentem: (ℂ enjoy your company)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Congratulations,] Libby brainphones back. [Did she say anything interesting?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Wants a visit, has some questions. I've solicited a promise that the Secret Service won't gun me down if I appear.]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ just wanna have fun)
Author: prima_sequentem
[That's always a good start.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Yes. I mean, I'd be fine, but it would be so impolite.]
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
[And probably not conducive to good negotiations.]

At which point, the President emails Bella again:
Absolutely. Just as long as you warn us first, because it is the job of security people to be easily spooked by unexpected arrivals.
self_composed: (fascinated)
Author: self_composed
Is now good?
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
Yes it is.
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
Bella turns invisible first - just to be sure - and teleports and has a look around.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
It's the President's office. It contains the President, sitting at her computer, and one security-ish-looking person.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella is heartened. She turns visible.

"Hello, Madam President."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
The security-ish-looking-person startles slightly, but doesn't do anything more threatening than look surprised.

"Hello, teleporting space empress," President Madison says serenely.
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
"Do presidents call royalty by royal styles?" Bella asks curiously. "How do you address the Queen of England?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"I am going to address you by your name, if you tell it to me," she says. "And you can call me Pat."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Hi, Pat. I'm Bella. It's nice to meet you," says Bella, floating into the air and twirling. "I hope I haven't caused too many NASA folks and miscellaneous government officials heart attacks." Pause. "If I have literally put anyone in the hospital, I can fix that, but I'm finding people don't even faint when exposed to magic."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Look at me, not fainting," Pat says agreeably. "As far as I know, there have been no Mars-related hospitalizations. But since you seem generally keen to make people's lives easier, would you like to talk about the shiny new national border you've given me in Palo Alto?"
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"I can move it if you want," Bella shrugs. "It was just convenient. It doesn't work for any random person who might want to go to Mars. At a minimum they have to stop inside and ask Harriet for a day pass first. And there's only a handful of people on Mars right now who might use it the other direction. Although I suppose two of them are Canadian and you might want to look at their passports before they walk in for symbolic reasons, because Canadians are very threatening."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
Pat cracks a smile at that one.

"It would be polite of you to cooperate with us in putting U.S. customs people between your Martian immigration office and the rest of the country," she says. "And likewise for any more of those that you set up around here. Although I don't imagine you're the only teleporting person around, and if you are, you won't be forever. But while the notion of border control still feasibly exists, I would like my country to have it."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"There are not that many people who can teleport, at the moment," Bella says. "I mean, under their own power to arbitrary places. My city on Mars has a teleportation-based subway system but that probably doesn't bother you. I don't mind that much if you want to put up customs to harass people exiting Mars through the magic door; that seems like your prerogative. I am happy with the system I have regarding people visiting Mars."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Well," says Pat. "We can handle this one after the fact just fine, but in future, it would be nice of you to let the appropriate people know before you set up the magic door, so they can make sure nobody gets through un-harassed. I'll come up with an appropriate person and have them email you."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Sure. I expect any such emails would have been laughed off if I sent them yesterday," Bella points out.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Times change," says Pat. "Sometimes rapidly."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"That they do. Did you have any other questions?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Plenty," says Pat. "Such as: are you planning to establish an official diplomatic presence in this country?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I haven't hired any ambassadors, but that sounds like something I'd want to do eventually."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"When you do, I'm sure there will be an appropriate person to talk to about that too."
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"Excellent," says Bella. "You're very neighborly about this, I'm so glad."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"It seemed like the best option," she says.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella nods. "Yes. That doesn't mean everyone would take it."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"I'm good at that sort of thing. Which, ideally, is why I am sitting in this nice fancy office."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"It is quite a nice office." Bella is still floating. "What else should this meeting cover?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Trade agreements," Pat suggests. "It also occurs to me that we might do best to collaborate on any public announcements about your new empire. You look more legitimate if I agree you exist, and I look less ridiculous if you're there to be all demonstratively magical."
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"I can show up and be magical in front of people a reasonable number of times, and claim the end of malaria and spam email and whatever else I get around to before these appearances," Bella says. "Regarding trade, Mars isn't producing much yet. Needs people in it first to be all entrepreneurial. That's why I put the door in the Bay Area."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Smart empress," says Pat.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Thank you."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"And we can always discuss trade again when your planet has some exports."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Sure. Is that normally particularly complicated? I have wondered why trade is a thing that happens on the national level, instead of people just writing to businesses overseas saying 'mail me that and I will give you money'. I suppose things get taxed."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Things do get taxed," says Pat. "Complicatedly, in some cases. Less so in others."
self_composed: (thoughtful)
Author: self_composed
"I wasn't planning on having taxes at all," Bella muses.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"It's hard to run a government that way," Pat says mildly. "At least if it's the kind with employees that need paying."
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
"I wasn't planning on having no income. There are things I'm in a position to sell. For example: Immigrants to Mars are allowed to claim a relatively small amount of space - if someone wants a hotel, they need more than that, and I can sell the privilege."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"And you're probably not running out of planet anytime soon," Pat concedes.
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
"Planets," says Bella. "I'm just starting with Mars."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Do you have some reasonable idea in mind for colonizing multiple planets in your lifetime, or are you also planning to become immortal?"
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
"Second thing," Bella says, grinning.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
This is mostly about her own personal curiosity now. Mostly.

"Can you?"
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"Why not?" Bella says. "I'm magic. My magic didn't come with rules. I haven't quit aging yet because I'm not as old as I think I'd like to get, but I already regenerate from injury and any attempt by infectious agents to move in."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"You are definitely magic," says Pat. "That much is obvious."
self_composed: (eyebrow)
Author: self_composed
"Yep," says Bella smugly.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
Pat laughs.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I plan to make immortality generally available to Martians but haven't figured out how to advertise it yet," Bella says conversationally.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"I feel like that's the kind of problem that will solve itself eventually," Pat muses. "I also feel like Mars would be a great place to retire to."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I hope it will be a great place to live at any stage in one's life," Bella says. "So - how do you go about setting up press releases at which one might be magical?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"You find someone whose job it is to do that kind of thing, and ask nicely," says Pat.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Makes sense," Bella says. "How long does it normally take this person to do that?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Not that long. A day ot two should do it, since spontaneous empires aren't really an emergency."
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
"They could be if I weren't running it," Bella says.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"True," says Pat. "Friendly spontaneous empires then. Also, a word of advice: that sounded a little like a threat. I didn't think it was, but someone else might've."
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
"Noted," says Bella.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Plenty of people are going to find you terrifying just on principle," she says. "It'll be better for everyone if you don't encourage them any more than you absolutely need to."
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
"Any other tips in that department?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Hire ambassadors," she suggests, half-smiling. "And PR people. Good PR makes the world go 'round."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"I'll let my personnel person know that those are a priority."

And she does: [The President recommends prioritizing PR people and ambassadors.]
prima_sequentem: (ℕ works for me)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Good," says Pat.

[The President is wise,] says Libby. [And a politician.]
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[Yes and yes.]

"She says you are wise," Bella reports.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Oh, you're telepathic, too? Why am I not more surprised," says Pat.
self_composed: (grin)
Author: self_composed
"I am whatever I want to be," Bella explains.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"You are going to scare the hell out of people," Pat predicts.
self_composed: (sarcastic)
Author: self_composed
"I am a benevolent nigh-omnipotent sorcerer-empress," says Bella in mock protest.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Not everyone will believe that as easily as I do," says Pat.
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
"Why do you believe it, out of curiosity?" Bella inquires.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
She grins wryly. "Pascal's wager."
self_composed: (sarcastic)
Author: self_composed
Bella snorts. "I don't think the payoff grid is the same. I have never threatened to punish believing unkind things about me with eternal torment."
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"No, but the basic point still works. You're demonstrably so much more powerful than anyone else in this solar system that not believing you when you claim to be benevolent isn't going to do me any good at all. Also, you're young enough that the idealism fits, and you haven't done anything to indicate you might not be as nice as you want people to think."
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
"There is no reason not to be idealistic, when one has ultimate magical power," Bella says. "Although I feel like it might be friendly of me to mention that I am not quite the most powerful person in the solar system - but they work for me."

(A (staggeringly unlikely) fight between her and Alice would come down to first-mover advantage, but she'd deteriorate in power level very, very sharply if he disappeared, and he would not do the same if she did. Sanity, maybe - not power.)
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Very friendly," Pat agrees. "And slightly unnerving."
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
"Everything's under control," says Bella.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"It never is."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"As close as I can make it," Bella shrugs.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"Which seems to be pretty close," says Pat.

"Well, we're both very busy people and I don't think we have any more substantial issues to cover right this second. Do we?"
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
"Nothing springs to mind. Want to be on the telepathy network?"
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
"I think that would be extremely convenient," she says, "thank you."
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Poof,] says Bella.

"Later," she adds aloud, and teleports back to her office in Marspire.
prima_sequentem: (ℚ all kinds of innocent)
Author: prima_sequentem
Pat does not respond.



About half an hour later, Libby asks, [How do you feel about Mary the precog as your banker?]
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[Is she disposed towards banking? I imagine being a precog would give her an advantage as an anything, banker included.]
prima_sequentem: (ℕ what's in a name)
Author: prima_sequentem
[She'd have fun,] Libby assures her.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Sure,] Bella says. [She okay with being on the brainphone network?]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Yep!]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella adds her and makes a call. [Hullo, Mary, this is Bella.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Hi, Bella,] says Mary. [Good to meet you. Libby was going to say something about a job?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella laughs. [She thinks you would be a suitable banker.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I bet I would,] says Mary. [What kind of banker?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Magic Martian banker,] Bella says. [How much did Libby explain?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Very little. You have a magic empire, you might offer me a job, she thinks I'd like it. She's right. What does a magic Martian banker do?]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Fill up the immigration officer or her employee's account with asters when it runs out, so she can exchange asters for dollars. Move asters around according to where they belong. Probably other stuff. I am not precognitive or an expert on banking, it just seemed like a job I ought to delegate.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[So a magic Martian banker runs the magic Martian bank,] says Mary. [Fun. Sure, I'll do it.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Cool. Have yourself a root access to the system. I will be displeased if you pull crap with it,] Bella says.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I won't pull any crap you don't want pulled.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Good good. I suppose you can tell without even bothering to ask -?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Yep,] Mary says firmly. [Don't ask how. I don't like talking about it.]
self_composed: (annoyed)
Author: self_composed
[I don't like being interrupted,] Bella informs her.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Then next time you're going to ask me a question I hate, I'll stop you sooner,] she says. [You're going to do it a lot.]
self_composed: (annoyed)
Author: self_composed
[Perhaps you could list them,] Bella suggests.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Don't ask me how I work,] says Mary. [If there's something about what I can or can't do that you really need to know for some reason, be going to ask me it and I'll tell you.]
self_composed: (disquiet)
Author: self_composed
[Why is this such an unpleasant topic?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Lots of reasons,] she says. [Dull cumulative personal history reasons. Tired-of-being-pestered-about-it reasons.] She hums for a moment, then adds, [I'd really like it if you wouldn't go talking about it with other people who might in turn pester me.]
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
[What about people who don't have your contact info?] Bella asks. [Are you a secret or just easily annoyed?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Both,] says Mary. [But being a secret will be less important when I'm your banker, as long as random strangers can't contact me with annoying questions.]
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
[I can't imagine a situation where I'd disclose your address or your email or your phone number. I doubt there's even a good reason to give out your name. We can get you a secretary to filter feedback from the citizenry and only pass on work-related components.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Okay, that works.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Cool. Have you got a secretary in mind or is this another job for Libby?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Libby will find me a good one,] she says.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Alrighty.] Bella informs Libby, [Mary will require a secretary to shield her from the world's curiosity. Also, should I be paying you for being my personnel person?]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ say the sweetest things)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Not until it takes up way more of my time,] says Libby.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Do let me know when that happens.]
prima_sequentem: (ℂ enjoy your company)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Will do.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Secretary hunt is underway,] Bella informs Mary.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Thanks,] she says. [The future of your currency is very uncertain... this is going to be fun.]
self_composed: (go on)
Author: self_composed
[Uncertain how?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[It's going to fluctuate in value, but I couldn't chart it without knowing the answers to a lot of questions and I don't even know the questions.]

Mary sounds unduly cheerful about this.
self_composed: (skyward)
Author: self_composed
[You have fun with that. We want to aim at it becoming extremely valuable,] Bella says. [Because then I can print more if I want without it being a disaster. Barring a scenario like that I'm going to stop at half a trillion.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Half a trillion won't cause you any trouble,] Mary says after a short pause.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Cool,] Bella says brightly. [That is good to know.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Can't tell you much more than that at the moment,] she says distractedly. [Give me time, though. And I'd like to move to Mars... oh, sometime next month.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Can do. I'll notify Harriet you're to be allowed without hassle; if you find it inconvenient to go through the door let me know and I can fetch you up.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[I'll use the door.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Okay. Can I have more than the fact that your first name is Mary, so Harriet can distinguish you?]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[My last name's Brandon.]
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
[Alrighty.]

[Harriet, a Mary Brandon is to be permitted immigration at some point in the next month. If that's a common name, try brainphoning; there's only one of those on the network. Don't otherwise bother her.]
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Got it,] says Harriet.

[Thanks!] says Mary.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Bella seems to be between tasks, now.

She reads Alice to see what he's up to.
edgeofyourseat: Explaining or agreeing. (⑼ gotta be cool)
Author: edgeofyourseat
Alice is having sex.
self_composed: (calm)
Author: self_composed
Bella assumes Alice doesn't give a shit about privacy-from-her, but his partner is a stranger to her, and might well. Out she goes from his brain.

[Any applicants so far?] she asks Harriet.
prima_sequentem: (Default)
Author: prima_sequentem
[Not yet,] she says, amused.
self_composed: (Default)
Author: self_composed
Well, that was fruitless.

Bella considers sleeping, then decides screw that: if she has free time, she is going to fly. She departs via window and zooms around Olympus at top speed, whooping.